Dale Farm

It is a truism that if the UN is united on something, then the correct thing to do is the exact opposite of what they are saying:

The government must suspend the "immature and unwise" eviction of 400 Travellers from Essex green belt and seek a peaceful solution, the UN and a European human rights group said.

So, let me get this straight: things are so fucking peaceful and perfect in the rest of the world that the UN has enough time to give a shit about 400 pikeys getting hoofed out of an illegal settlement? No-one is dying in a war or famine or something?

Well, that's just fucking excellent news, for a change. Because, of course, if millions of people were dying in genocides or catastrophes, and the UN was bitching about a perfectly legal eviction from England's precious "green belt", well, then they'd look like a fucking bunch of cocksniffing fuckwits, wouldn't they?

Oh, they are a bunch of cocksniffing fuckwits, then.

This whole Dale Farm thing really gets on my tits. I don't believe that all of England's greenery is as fucking sacred as it's made out to be and so I'm quite in favour of people using land to fucking build houses on and stop the ludicrous home-ownerism in this country.

But as much as I believe that planning permission is a crock of shit, I believe more in the rule of law. And if I have to go through a mire of cunt soup to build an extension on my existing home, I can't see why a bunch of fucking pikeys can do whatever the fuck they like and not only get away with it, but get the fucking UN involved in sucking their collective cocks.

It's the same fucking thing with closed sessions at the public pool for Muslim women. Jesus. Imagine if I said that I wanted the pool for three hours a week exclusively for CoE males - I'd be laughed out of the fucking building. Yet here in this godforsaken corner of England, there are times I am not allowed to enter the swimming pool because my gender and creed are not the one whose cock gets sucked by every diversity-coordinating fuckmong in the country.

I think by and large most people, not just the British, are pretty tolerant of strangers. But everybody resents minorities who trade on the minorityness to get things that are forbidden to the rest of us.

So on balance, I'm going to say: fuck the pikeys, fuck the UN, and God help me ... I'm rooting for Basildon Council.

Here we go again!

I wonder what one of my favourite fucktards is laying the groundwork for now?

Sophisticated networks of older men may be grooming hundreds of British children to be trafficked within the UK for sexual exploitation, the charity Barnardo's believes.

Now look: I'm the parent of a British child and I have perfectly normal parental concerns. And I live, like most parents, with a background awareness and fear of Paedogeddon. But something in this story just doesn't add up:

At the time of a snapshot survey last month by the charity, 21 projects were working with 609 sexually exploited children, around half of whom go missing on a regular basis. Ninety of them – spread over 15 projects – appeared to have been "internally trafficked".

609 sexually exploited children and half of them go missing on a regular basis? 90 are "internally trafficked"? What the FUCK? Go missing from where? Where are their parents? If 90 of them are being trafficked, why the fuck aren't they in some form of protective custody? Why aren't all 609 in some form of protective custody? These are kids we're talking about here.

And indeed, even if they were adults: one of the two reasons this frothing lunatic anarcho-capitalist sees for the existence of any kind of state is to provide the individual protection from the predation of other individuals. And these kids are, from what I can make out, clearly having their liberty and freedom trampled all over.

What possible reason is there not to take these kids into protective custody?

Something is fucking seriously missing from this picture.

Imogen – not her real name – was 13 when the man she thought was her boyfriend started driving her around the country, taking her to hotels in Leeds, Bradford, Manchester and London for nights at a time.

Hmmm. I've just realised that something else is missing from this picture. Is this perchance a celebration of the delights of multi-culturalism? Could this not be perchance construed as a potential racial "hate crime"?

Anyway, let me guess what will come from this:

• More taxpayer money for Barnardo's
• More badly-formed, ripe-for-misuse legislation for the cheeeeelrdren
• Lots of ducking and diving about who is doing this
• No positive outcomes for the actual children involved

She [some Barnado's droid] added: "The children we work with feel a terrible sense of shame. They've been forced to do awful things by the adults who groom and control them – yet somehow society blames them. A child cannot consent to their own abuse."

Society blames them? Fuck off, you dozy cunt: I blame the motherfuckers who traffic them and I blame the government and children's charities for failing to protect them. I.e., I fucking blame you, you cunt.

Still, Martin Narey is OK, isn't he? He gets the big bucks and the chance to spout shite in the national press.

The cunt.