Sunday, 19 July 2009

Labour: the smell of desperation

Via Mrs Dale, I see that Labour have come up with another brilliant election-winning strategy:



Someone should tell these fuckwits that every time they do something this fucking stupid, God kills a kitten.

Idiots.

12 comments:

Lord Mandelbottom of Marrakech said...

Mr Obo, as mentioned over at Mrs Dale's brothel, there is logic to my madness.

Ross said...

I sort of predicted this line of attack by Labour last year.

Leg-iron said...

All those who've had their bins raided by foxes will take notice, I'm sure.

If you don't vote Labour, they'll kill all the pests.

Reminds me of the Piranha Brothers and their first attempts at a protection racket, in which they threatened to beat up people if they paid them.

When that didn't work, they threatened not to beat up people if they didn't pay.

Time for Dinsdale Mandelson to come up with 'the other other operation', perhaps?

Unless Spiny Norman gets him first.

(if the above makes no sense to you, you had a terribly deprived childhood).

thefrollickingmole said...

They can start with the cunt of a thing that killed 17 of my mums chooks and only took one away to eat.
They are hideous little fuckers that kill for fun...

Mitch said...

Imagine how deranged the lies will be by polling day.

"vote labour or aliens will spring from your chest"

Or perhaps honesty will return

"vote labour please we cant do anything else, we will starve"

JuliaM said...

"They are hideous little fuckers that kill for fun..."

Foxes? Or Labour ministers?

Angry Exile said...

Please tell me that's for real. Please tell me the feckless twats are really so desperate that they think this is the best bet.

Rob Farrington said...

Makes a change from "Think of the CHEEELDRENNN", I suppose...

JuliaM said...

"Please tell me the feckless twats are really so desperate...."

Oh, they really, really are...

Two columns in CiF this morning - Jon Cruddas and James Purnell - and they are being absolutely monstered in the comments! :)

Rightwinggit said...

Bins raided by foxes? Put the lid on.
Bin liner ripped open? Put it in a bin, the clue's in the name (eight quid from Wilkinsons).
Foxes will pounce on anything that moves by compulsion, they don't kill for fun.
Try building a proper henhouse.

I live in a fox heavy area, can you tell?

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

'Boom fuckin Boom'

As Basil would say.

or...

'Boom fuckin Bust'

As Gordon would say.

Pogo said...

@frolickingmole and further to rightwinggit...

Foxes in a hen-house suffer from a glitch called "superpredation". The fox is a solitary hunter and is effectively hard-wired to "see prey, kill it". In an artificial situation such as a hen-house they are presented with a continous stream of prey and simply obey their "programming". Not evil or malicious, just overcome by a set of circumstances that nature didn't prepare them for.