Curiously, it turned out to be not too bad. I watched rabbits and squirrels scamper off to bed, watched a beautiful sunset and the AA chappy wasn't too late.
It was amusing watching him try every trick to up-sell me a battery, but unfortunately all his test kit said my battery was fine. And the penis extension rose magnificently to the occasion as I inserted the key firmly into the slot and jiggled it about.
I really like this one. You can put a day-long smile on your face in just one mile of country lane.
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Meanwhile, Mr AA Man adds another entry into his "Just another wanker" files :0) ;0)
Clarkson? Is that you?
Silly tosser
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Clowning in public, disgraceful. Mind you I live in a country lane and agree with those sentiments!
So WTF is the cockmobile?
I am certainly not telling you what it is. But it is very rare and it FUCKING GOES!!! :o)
I bet it's a Fiat 124...
Citroen Dyanne?
Why don't you invest in one of those portable battery packs - they're sold at auto accessory shops and many other stores as well. Most of them have a built in work light, and some include a tyre inflator as well.
Go for one of the more expensive ones with a decent sized battery though. Who knows, you might be able to offer your services to a damsel in distress?
"I am certainly not telling you what it is. But it is very rare and it FUCKING GOES!!! :o)"
Unless you leave the lights on of course.
microdave said...
I've just added a link to the other thread .
I bet it's a FORD !!!
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