Thursday 22 October 2009

No damage done

Curiously, it turned out to be not too bad. I watched rabbits and squirrels scamper off to bed, watched a beautiful sunset and the AA chappy wasn't too late.

It was amusing watching him try every trick to up-sell me a battery, but unfortunately all his test kit said my battery was fine. And the penis extension rose magnificently to the occasion as I inserted the key firmly into the slot and jiggled it about.

I really like this one. You can put a day-long smile on your face in just one mile of country lane.

11 comments:

Fidel Cuntstruck said...

Meanwhile, Mr AA Man adds another entry into his "Just another wanker" files :0) ;0)

Oleuanna said...

Clarkson? Is that you?

Nick said...

Silly tosser

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Oldrightie said...

Clowning in public, disgraceful. Mind you I live in a country lane and agree with those sentiments!

Sniper said...

So WTF is the cockmobile?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I am certainly not telling you what it is. But it is very rare and it FUCKING GOES!!! :o)

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

I bet it's a Fiat 124...

Joe Public said...

Citroen Dyanne?

microdave said...

Why don't you invest in one of those portable battery packs - they're sold at auto accessory shops and many other stores as well. Most of them have a built in work light, and some include a tyre inflator as well.

Go for one of the more expensive ones with a decent sized battery though. Who knows, you might be able to offer your services to a damsel in distress?

Anonymous said...

"I am certainly not telling you what it is. But it is very rare and it FUCKING GOES!!! :o)"

Unless you leave the lights on of course.

natinal breakdown man said...

microdave said...


I've just added a link to the other thread .

I bet it's a FORD !!!