Tuesday, 12 January 2010

DING!

Wellington Dave makes an excellent point in the comments of another post:

The Tories need to actually "get" this, before it's too late.

The various current nicknames for Dave don't do this, so I propose he is universally named "Ding" as in "Dave is not Gordon". Because, that is just about the only reason for a Tory lead in the polls right now.

If they are serious about giving our NuLabour Soviet Overlords a thorough kicking then it's time to cut out crap like this and the rest of the big/more government bullshit.


So, DING it is, and let's all start DINGing right away!

8 comments:

Mark Wadsworth said...

DING it is, then. Gordon can be BIND and Nick Clegg can be BIN.

Oldrightie said...

Gordon is not Gordon but James aka Jimmy Snot.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling. I want you to play with my ding-a-ling....(all together now)

John Pickworth said...

I like it :-)

The Fact Compiler said...

Obo - surely time you added Ding as an option on your on-line poll.

The Great Simpleton said...

Like "is not" has done us well in the past:

John wasn't Margret,
Tony wasn't John,
Gordon wasn't Tony

and now Dave isn't Gordon.

We really have to get the British electorate out from in front of Big Brother, Corrie, x this, Britain that, strictly fucking S&M and the rest of the crap that we see on the idiot lantern say they can start to understand that politics is real. Otherwise I might get very unlibertarian and suggest a test before they can vote, just a simple one like spell "freedom".

St Paul said...

Hell will have been subjected to several inches of global warming before I make my mark in DING's man's box.
My entry for the Two-Word-Epithet competition is Vacuous Weasel

Mitch said...

What a choice eh .