The Tories need to actually "get" this, before it's too late.
The various current nicknames for Dave don't do this, so I propose he is universally named "Ding" as in "Dave is not Gordon". Because, that is just about the only reason for a Tory lead in the polls right now.
If they are serious about giving our NuLabour Soviet Overlords a thorough kicking then it's time to cut out crap like this and the rest of the big/more government bullshit.
So, DING it is, and let's all start DINGing right away!
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DING it is, then. Gordon can be BIND and Nick Clegg can be BIN.
Gordon is not Gordon but James aka Jimmy Snot.
My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling. I want you to play with my ding-a-ling....(all together now)
I like it :-)
Obo - surely time you added Ding as an option on your on-line poll.
Like "is not" has done us well in the past:
John wasn't Margret,
Tony wasn't John,
Gordon wasn't Tony
and now Dave isn't Gordon.
We really have to get the British electorate out from in front of Big Brother, Corrie, x this, Britain that, strictly fucking S&M and the rest of the crap that we see on the idiot lantern say they can start to understand that politics is real. Otherwise I might get very unlibertarian and suggest a test before they can vote, just a simple one like spell "freedom".
Hell will have been subjected to several inches of global warming before I make my mark in DING's man's box.
My entry for the Two-Word-Epithet competition is Vacuous Weasel
What a choice eh .
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