Tuesday 30 September 2008

Something just went pop in my head

For the fucking cunting fucking sake of fucking cunting fuck:

A row has broken out at the University of Manchester after its students' union toilets were "de-gendered".

Temporary signs have made the "ladies" simply "toilets", while the "gents" have become "toilets with urinals".

The changes are in response to an unspecified number of complaints from trans students who are uncomfortable using the men's toilets.

A university newspaper criticised the move but the student union said it was needed to tackle transphobia.

There are no figures on the number of transsexual and transgender students believed to be among the university's population of more than 35,000 students.

The students' union welfare office declined to reveal the number of complaints, but said it was an important issue.

Welfare officer Jennie Killip told the BBC: "If you were born female, still present quite feminine, but define as a man you should be able to go into the men's toilets - if that's how you define.

"You don't necessarily have had to have gender reassignment surgery, but you could just define yourself as a man, feel very masculine in yourself, feel that in fact being a woman is not who you are."


Christ Almighty, what the fuck planet is this cunt on? How fucking many hermaphrodites* are there on this campus anyway? Why the fuck does everybody have to kowtow to the wibble of a handful of infinitely confused cockmongers anyway?

My best guess? Jennie Killip has photos of the Chancellor or someone sucking the oversized clitoris of a transgender.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

*I know they're not hermaphrodites.

12 comments:

Guthrum said...

They will be running the country in twenty years time- you'll see !!

Old Holborn said...

I am biologically a man. I however see myself as a God. Therefore, where are MY toilets? I can't be expected to drop my otters with mere mortals?

I am offended. You will all pay

Anonymous said...

Pretty much every student there ends up at the John Rylands library at one point (usually looking flustered and hung over in the week or so before exams).

As someone who's worked there for ten years and seen literally thousands of students, the grand total of trannies I've seen so far is...two.

Although there's always the possibility that the rest of them are especially hot and I've mistaken them for girls, I suppose...

Tomrat said...

My guess is this is one bloody complaint.

Send them over to Leeds Uni; they try this horlocks and they'll get lynched by the plethora of townies who cant bloody read and who relied on the little stick people to direct them

TheFatBigot said...

What fun we could have. I am just as capable of micturating into a lavatory bowl as into a urinal. Now what, I wonder, would the morons who have made this change do when all the chaps go into the urinal-free facility for a wee?

Perhaps the good boys of Manchester University could find out for us.

Old Holborn said...

Go into the ladies and shit in the sink. See if they're still so bastard keen

Obnoxio The Clown said...

What, again?

William Gruff said...

"You don't necessarily have had to have gender reassignment surgery, but you could just define yourself as a man, feel very masculine in yourself, feel that in fact being a woman is not who you are."

Except of course that 'you' have to sit down to urinate without wetting 'your' trousers.

There was a 'safe space' for LGBTG students at Sheffield when I was there as a mature student in the early nineties. I used to peer through the small wired glass window of the stout door occasionally and never saw anyone seeking refuge from persecution there. It was a very large room that could have served several other functions but it was reserved solely for the obviously infrequent use of a handful of neurotically self-indulgent people.

PS: as an undergraduate the young lady ought to know that she should have said 'it isn't necessary to have had'.

Anonymous said...

Blimey! I guess we were reading the same news today, eh...?

You expressed yourself with considerably more enthusiasm though! ;)

Anonymous said...

Cant they just shit in a Tesco bag like normal people ?





Please tell me im normal.

Anonymous said...

Ms Killip was interviewed on the 'Jeremy Vine' show this afternoon and showed herself to be just the pretentious, airheaded little jackboot-wearer-in-training that her approach to this would lead you to expect her to be.

Dr Evil said...

A transgenedered 'woman' is still a man with a Y chromosome, a eunuch with tits.