Friday, 15 May 2009

Sharp Upturn in DIY Sector Lifts Retail Hopes

Dungeekin' is back! Hurrah!

The spokesman said, "we have seen an unprecedented increase in sales across a wide range of products. The primary increases were in garden pitchforks, firelighters, pre-cut timber and high-strength wire. We're not sure about the precise reason for the increase in these products alone, but our marketers are working on promotions to increase sales further".


Dungeekin said...

My thanks, O Exalted Clown.


cartermagna said...

Brilliant! Top drawer.