Friday 15 May 2009

Sharp Upturn in DIY Sector Lifts Retail Hopes

Dungeekin' is back! Hurrah!

The spokesman said, "we have seen an unprecedented increase in sales across a wide range of products. The primary increases were in garden pitchforks, firelighters, pre-cut timber and high-strength wire. We're not sure about the precise reason for the increase in these products alone, but our marketers are working on promotions to increase sales further".

2 comments:

Dungeekin said...

My thanks, O Exalted Clown.

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cartermagna said...

Brilliant! Top drawer.