Apparently Gordon Brown was heard screaming in his office "Fluctuations! Fluctuations", but when his staff meekly entered his office with a plan to stabilise the currency they saw him watching this clip.
While in China,a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and most unheard of here, we know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can be done? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to Opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'
'Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'Wait two weeks...fawl off by itself!'
What I would not give to belt this fat little coward into next year.
Better still, put this cunt into a Chinese lion costume and have Lord Tebbit kick his flabby communist arse into Kingdom come.
Death unto them. I want spots in their X-rays. Great big ones.Thank you Brown, for contaminating my country. Dirt. I'd rather have Hitler running the place. At least he'd had the guts to serve his country.
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Has Blown blown it?
Wv= Waker, very close.
It's uncanny how they make it so lifelike, it's as though you are there.
Velly clever, these Chinese!
Apparently Gordon Brown was heard screaming in his office "Fluctuations! Fluctuations", but when his staff meekly entered his office with a plan to stabilise the currency they saw him watching this clip.
Now we just need someone to make a PM skin for 'The Sims' or something, and this could run and run... ;)
Just for Ross...
While in China,a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered
with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and most unheard of here, we know very little about it.'
The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'
The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate.'
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'
The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice.'
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'
The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can be done? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to Opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'
'Thank God!' the man replies.
'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'Wait two weeks...fawl off by itself!'
I've just fucked my mouse up playing machine guns with that Instant Rimshot....
What I would not give to belt this fat little coward into next year.
Better still, put this cunt into a Chinese lion costume and have Lord Tebbit kick his flabby communist arse into Kingdom come.
Death unto them. I want spots in their X-rays. Great big ones.Thank you Brown, for contaminating my country. Dirt. I'd rather have Hitler running the place. At least he'd had the guts to serve his country.
Fly on the wall:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dDvvdXPaMM
Our so called Government is now a worldwide joke, what a fukin handcranker.
That was excellent!
Can't wait for the game.
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