Monday, 31 May 2010

WTF?

What?

And that ladies and gentlement is part of the reason why many people - me among them - want nothing more to do with national elected politics.


Nothing to do with the fact that you've whored yourself around a dozen constituencies who all told you to fuck off, then? Jesus, talk about being up yourself...

Quote of the femtosecond - neither fish nor fowl edition

Even worse, the Bloggers I read, be they Labour, Conservative, Lib Dem, Libertarian or even B & D...


Mummy!

Quote of the picosecond

There are actors such as Michael Caine who occasionally do the most frightful crap, but are charming enough to be funny about it. "I have never seen it," explained Sir Michael of his outing in Jaws IV: the Revenge. "However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."


Ha!

Apparently ...

... I'm not consistent:

Now let's have some consistency from the libertarian wing, please, before everyone cottons on to how deluded and weird you all are.


According to the purveyors of the Only True Libertarianism, I am not at all consistent, because I didn't immediately leap up and applaud Obamalamadingdong's decision to allow homosexual people to join the military openly.

Ah, consistency! How about this:

Unlike idealists, this old cynic looks at outcomes. I would far rather someone got richer, healthier, lived longer and ultimately became freer through my callous heartlessness, than that they starved because of some idealistic bell-end.


That was in reference to matters economic, but it applies equally to any "ism" or "phobia" - the idea behind the legislation is irrelevant, it's only the outcome that matters.

And Obama is not a dictator. He has to push his "lofty ideal" through the mincer (ho! ho!) of the US Congress and Senate, where it will doubtlessly emerge in a completely different and much more expensive form.

Perhaps when we've had the outcome of less discrimination and it has proven to have no unexpected comebacks against homosexuals in the military, I will stand up and applaud it.

Until then, it's all just a case of fine but empty words.

Perhaps if you go back to 1996 and start reading Tony Blair's speeches you will find many more positive things you can blog about that I ignored or thought were a load of shite.

Oh, and look: all Mr Blair's fine rhetoric has left us where exactly?

And in closing, this:

I'm telling you, folks, this is another Tony Blair we've got here. A thieving bastard hypocrite of the very highest order.


So, my opinion of Obama and his efforts is entirely consistent: he's a man who can talk a fine talk (when he has a teleprompter) but apart from that he's an empty sack of shit who will leave his country in a fucking mess.

This particular piece of legislation, if it ever happens, can easily be just as dreadful as anything Harriet Harman cooks up, despite the noble sentiment.

Is that consistent enough for you?

PS I hadn't even heard about it until you tried to use it as a stick to beat me with. So blame the media for not giving the story enough prominence while you're trying so hard to be consistent.

Brian Haw revisited

Ah, the vagaries of history:

But one fact about Brian Haw which few people remember is this: he started his protest not against the Iraq war but against the UN's 'blunt' sanctions against Iraq.


Believe it or not, this is one thing on which he and Tony Blair and George Bush were in agreement (although Brian may not have known that). Even before 9/11, Britain and the US could see that the UN sanctions regime wasn't working. Saddam was screwing the system so that funds intended for medicines for sick children were actually diverted to line the pockets of the regime.



Regardless of the subsequent WMD fiasco and the rights and wrongs of the war itself, it's just worth perhaps having this heretical thought: way back in early 2001 when he first pitched his tent, the man who has come to symbolise opposition to 'Blair's war' was himself on the same page as the Foreign Office.



So, Brian Haw, valiant protestor against the Iraq War, actually started off agreeing with Tony Blair and George W. Bush. Wouldn't it be ironic if, in some small way, his protest actually led to the war he now decries?

This song is dedicated to my hero, Gordon Brown




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Boy your fuckups are all they think about
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Boy it's more than I dare to think about

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I just can't get you out of my past
Boy your fuckups are all they think about
I just can't get you out of my past
Boy it's more than I dare to think about

Every tax, every woe
Just to be free of your harms
Won't you go
Won't you then go forever
And ever and ever and ever

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Boy your fuckups are all they think about
I just can't get you out of my past
Boy it's more than I dare to think about

There's a dark secret in me
Don't leave me locked in your past
Set me free
Let me Leader be
Set me free
Go forever
And ever and ever and ever

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Sunday, 30 May 2010

Quote of the fucking century, already

As there is no real problem with the Internet, it's not surprising that some of our top minds have been working diligently on a solution.

-- David Harsanyi, Reason magazine

Friday, 28 May 2010

Aha!

Aha! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha ...

May of us are fed up with the way in which philosophy, the humanities and higher education more generally is treated by university managers and administrators...What ever [subject] cannot account for its measurable success and whatever does not bring in money has no longer a place in the university, we are told.


My heart fucking bleeds for you fucking cunts. The reality of it is that you academic fuckwafts want to have your cake and eat it too: you want no academic fees and you don't want the university to make any money either.

Newsflash, fuckers: out here in the real world, the taxpayers have run out of money. Either you endorse kids getting charged full whack for their courses, at which point they can make their own minds up about the value, or you have to live with universities ignoring you at the expense of things that actually pay salaries.

Twats.

Back on the road

Fuck.

That is all.

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

The arrest of Brian Haw

Not the obvious "oh, why was he arrested, it's obviously some attempt to shut him up" point, but this:

In 2007, he won a legal battle to remain in place due to a drafting error in a new law banning unauthorised protests in Westminster.


A drafting error? Fuck Labour and their fucking useless blanket of pointless flawed laws. Dick Cleggeron should just fucking repeal EVERYTHING they introduced.

End of.

One step forward, two steps back

So, another small step in the right direction: Gerald Howarth no longer has responsibility for defence procurement.

Good. It's vital that no whiff hangs around the business of government spending OUR money.

Now, Dave, when are you going to sort that bag Spelman out?

A professional politician speaks (for @tomharrismp )

Tom's played a blinder here:

If Clegg really wants to be a leader, he must at some point stop uttering the banal and populist platitudes so beloved of the PPFKATLD and get on with the job of leading. It would be absurd if he believed a particular law should be repealed but chose not to argue for that in Cabinet just because it hadn’t come top in a vote by the public. Similarly, if he wants to retain a law, make the case, don’t hide behind a superficial popularity vote.


Right, Tom. So what you're saying is that because you're elected, you can and should ignore the voice of the people? Because you're elected?

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Oh dear, more gesture politics

What is this?

George Osborne and David Laws (Osborne and Little as they’ve reportedly been tagged by their officials) have announced that Sarah Teather and other very important persons will no longer be entitled to ministerial cars to ferry them to and fro at the expense of hard-pressed taxpayers. Only those in the four great offices of state — the prime minister and his deputy, foreign secretary, chancellor and home secretary — will get their own car and chauffeur.


What is this? The eeeeevil toff Tories getting rid of the ministerial Jag and chauffeur? That the fair and equal Labour apparatchiks were so fond of?

Well, how can I possibly disapprove of anything that forces politicians to live a bit more like us? Another tiny step in the right direction!

More shilling on behalf of the government

Here we go: David Cameron is a weapons-grade cock-end:

The news comes on the back of confusion about what last week's ballot actually meant, making a curious affair even curiouser. But, whatever the case, this outcome should take much of the sting and urgency out of the situation – even if it still leaves some backbenchers aggrieved at how David Cameron went about things in the first place. And as for the Tory leadership, the question now is whether any of this was really worth it.


Way to go, Dave. Two weeks into your job and the back benches already hate you as much as they hated Blair after a fucking decade. That's gonna really help your agenda, isn't it?

Twat.

Update: Fraser Nelson unrolls his tongue and shoves it right up iDave's arsehole.

Update 2: Iain Martin asks: WTF?

So, who's correct then?

The blogosphere, twatterverse and media are all agog with an exciting new prospect: that the Lib-Con Coalition be made a permanent feature of British politics, either by some kind of agreement or by a permanent merger of the parties. Just six months ago, even just three months ago, the idea would have been completely and utterly preposterous. Yet here we are, and rumours are flying thick and fast.

But to a libertarian, the idea is not preposterous at all. To a libertarian, most of the other political parties look like a spectrum of a single social democratic party. There are no fundamental differences in their "common orthodoxy". The ease with which Labour appropriated "Conservative" policies and the ease with which the "Liberals" merged seamlessly with the "Conservatives" shows that there is no real difference between them. You might as well vote by flipping a coin, or stick to your ludicrous tribal loyalties or read the entrails of goat for all the difference it makes.

The rhetoric of the politicians notwithstanding, there isn't a difference between them. I wonder how long it will take for the electorate to suss out the scam?

Ace!



Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, click this link. You WILL regret it.

Quote of last century?

Via a Mr P. Hitchens, George Orwell said:

‘Unpopular ideas can be silenced, and inconvenient facts kept dark, without the need for any official ban... At any given moment there is an orthodoxy, a body of ideas which it is assumed that all right-thinking people will accept without question... Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with surprising effectiveness. A genuinely unfashionable opinion is almost never given a fair hearing, either in the popular press or in the highbrow periodicals ... If liberty means anything at all it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.’


This is why an iron control of the media is not necessary -- all you need to do is make sure that your view of the world is the current orthodoxy.

Staggering

I'm fairly certain Tom Harris won't be publishing my comment on his blog post here:

I doubt if Cameron himself buys into any of that stuff, which exposes his support for this policy as no more than headline-grabbing. But it’s dangerous headline grabbing. The British Prime Minister should not be indulging this nonsense, should not be jumping on the anti-politics bandwagon.


My comment?

Gosh Tom, good thing Labour never stooped to a cheap headline, or a dangerous policy. Like, say “British jobs for British workers.”

Otherwise you’d look like a hypocritical prick.


Or does his blog say somewhere: "I doubt if Brown himself buys into any of that stuff, which exposes his support for this policy as no more than headline-grabbing. But it’s dangerous headline grabbing. The British Prime Minister should not be indulging this nonsense, should not be jumping on the anti-immigrant bandwagon."

Monday, 24 May 2010

Libertarians and woo (for @SaltedSlug )

Had a bit of a back and forth with the Salted Slug about libertarians being more prone to what he calls "endarkenment" - the irrational, the supernatural and various other forms of woo.

As I understand it, he feels that we are more prone to disrespecting "actual" authority as a consequence of our disrespect for "bad" authority. I say "as I understand it", because the fucker is, of course, too fucking lazy to blog about this.

Anyway, I don't think this is the case at all.

I have already alluded in the past to the fact that libertarianism's very tolerance and vigorous belief in true freedom of speech means that we always attract nutters like neo-Nazis, "New World Order" believers and conspiracy theorists. We don't necessarily believe the crap they spout, but we vehemently support their right to say whatever crap they're spouting. They confuse this with mutual admiration or something.

This is why libertarianism has such a bad rep for being tin-foil-hat-wearing loons. Real libertarians aren't, but because they defend the right of people to be tin-foil-hat-wearing loons, they get tarred with the same brush.

And I believe the woo thing is very similar. There are froot loops who call themselves libertarian and may even believe that they are libertarian.

But actually, they're just froot loops who can't find anyone else who will defend their right to talk crap as a matter of first principles.

Truth, but... (for @sfj1642 )

Sorry, but if you decide to have kids, you pay for them yourself. Why should I subsidise your lifestyle choices?

-- sfj1642 on twitter


In a sane world, that would be a perfectly reasonable point of view. Unfortunately, back here in the real world, the fact of the matter is this: those kids will one day be paying your (state) pension, your (state) healthcare and any other state benefits or services you may depend on. The state does not make provision for the future, it pays its historical "future debts" out of current cash flow.

That is why it is so vital to the governments of the future that population in the UK continues to grow, whether through immigration or through population growth. If the population ceased to grow, there would not be enough money left for the government to meet the commitments it made generations ago to people still around today.

And changing this is one of the best arguments for changing from a social democrat model of government to a libertarian one: future costs have to be properly funded. Just look at how many pension time bombs are ticking away because of the statist model today. It's not going to get any better by itself.

It's going to hurt some people, probably. But if we don't do it voluntarily and in a carefully-considered manner -- and soon! -- we could really see pensioners dying in the streets, either during my lifetime or those of my children.

Boo hoo: the Child Trust Fund

Predictably, "the left" are up in arms about the axing of the Child Trust Fund. Hopi Sen has leapt in with a predictably "witty" tweet, saying that "Osborne looks remarkably relaxed about cutting his trust fund, or did I mishear something".

Ha bloody ha, Mr Sen. That's right up there in the Liam Byrne school of comedy.

The reality of the situation is this: people can already save tax free for their kids, simply by opening up a savings account for children at their local bank. OK, so it loses its tax-free status two years earlier, but big fucking deal.

Oh, and the £250 pounds now and if you're a potential Labour voter an extra £250 pounds now is going to be worth probably half that when you're 18 and we're still paying for Gordon Brown's scorched earth.

Plus, that £250 or £500 now is not money that the government has to give to someone. They have to borrow money from someone else to dish it out. If you were on the bones of your arse and it was some stranger's birthday, would you go to the bank and borrow money just to give them a present? Or are you not clinically insane?

What a catastrophe!

Disastrous: the Iraq war caused a catastrophic loss of faith in the Labour Party.* This was definitely the most serious consequence of the war.

*Oh, and anywhere between a hundred thousand and a million sand wogs lost their lives. But they don't really matter, because they're not Labour voters.

Sunday, 23 May 2010

It'll never catch on

Iain Dale accords Porky Pickles with his "Cabinet Minister of the Week" Award:

* HIPS abolished
* Government Office for London abolished
* Standards Board for England abolished
* Norwich unitary abolished


I have only one thing to add: "Please sir, may we have some more?"

Diversity revisited

After researching my last post on diversity, I found this utterly brilliant deconstruction of diversity-chasing by Professor Jonathan Katz. It really is a masterclass in constructing a compelling case and I can't really pull out any one quote. It's all too good.

Just go and fucking read it, OK?

The first coalition fuckup

I'm behind the curve on this on, Obsidian and MummyLongLegs and probably hundreds of others have already pointed out how they will benefit HUGELY from this new bit of nanny-statism.

I just wanted to remind my reader who thinks that regulation is a good thing that this is just another case where the incumbent gets a nice fat competitive advantage for already being in the game. Plus they get to up profits in exchange.

And MummyLongLegs highlighted another particularly egregious outcome:

Where this plan is very clever is that some people out there still go to pubs. However, if minimum pricing is introduced that will stop, simply because it is more expensive to go to the pub before you have even bought a drink. Taxi's and babysitters can put between £20 and £40 on a night out before you have even left the house. Ramp up the price of a pint or a glass of vino and it just won't be worth the cost. So even more people will flock to Tesco. Bingo. Huge profits and and increase in customers, almost a captive audience in fact. Tesco will have achieved where the smoking ban failed.


Hurrah for that health-benefiting regulation! Hurrah!

Regulation: it never achieves the benefits you want, it always benefits the incumbent(s) and it always has side-effects you never wanted or intended.

So far, this government has talked a load of warm fuzzy things, but the first thing they're rushing to implement is yet another "fuck the taxpayer in the arse without lubrication" measure.

Utter wankstain cunts.

PS I've got a nice shiny fiver here that says the HoP bars will be exempt from this. Watch and see.

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Oh!

Yesterday was apparently the day the Iraq War was over and the troops were back.

I'm sure the Iraqis are thrilled that the Americans are gone.

Techie joke du jour

Just. Fuck. Off. You. Utter.

Cunt:

Taxis home can only be claimed after 11pm. One woman MP says:

What happens on a January night in London? I suppose I will have to take the tube, then a bus and then a long walk home. That is not safe.



Well, you fucking cunt, then why don't you fucking work on making the fucking cuntry a fucking safer place, you utter, utter cuntstain? Rather than just leeching off the taxpayer?

Friday, 21 May 2010

Our own worst enemy

It's all too tiresome to explain the frustating and irritating details, but, by Christ, my employer is all too often its own fucking worst enemy. And at the root of it all is the same centralizing, micro-managing fucking around that seems to be the outcome of the New Labour project.

Honestly, doing something that is a perfectly reasonable requirement in my line of work turns out to be as painstaking and arduous as applying for working family tax credits.

I'm off to bang my head against the wall for a couple of hours.

For the fucking sake of jeezly cunting FUCK.

That House of Twats interview thingy

It was kind of funny really, I'd completely forgotten about it, so when he started asking me questions, I was coming from a completely different place. I also think I might have rambled on a bit - wasn't thinking of the twitter model! /blushes

Anyway, it's here. Or if you're reading this next week, it's here.

Why oh why oh fucking why?

Why are 419 spammers such fucking mongtarded illiterate cunts?

"Celebrating" diversity

Why the cunting fucking fucking FUCK do we have to fucking celebrate this fucking shit?

Why, in the interests of true fucking equality, can we not just fucking ignore it? What is more equal: ignoring someone's "diversity" and treating them like you would anyone else, or "celebrating" it, making a huge and phoney fuss about it and consequently denigrating every fucker who isn't "diverse"?

Thursday, 20 May 2010

Everybody draw Mohammed ...

... and Aisha saying hello:



I'm a fucking useless artist, OK?

I don't know ...

... anyone that these words could apply to. Honestly.

Listen. You're going to be successful and rich. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a tech geek. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.

Murray Rothbard endorses the BNP ( @jockox3 )

Kind of:

Indeed, Murray Rothbard, who, despite him appearing in the "gallery" of heros along the top of the Alliance of the Libertarian Left site, most people would not usually regard as being left-libertarian, goes into great detail in his "Ethics of Liberty" in exploring ways in which such "unjust" property might be released to be re-homesteaded and so achieve an initial "just" distribution of property at the start of an anarchist society.

This is particularly important in a UK context. Obo, I believe, glosses over this too easily when he says that redistributing unjustly acquired property would be too difficult to bother with. Rothbard believes that, aside from actually state-owned property and that owned by privileged clients of the state, such as industries who rely predominantly or solely on state distributed largesse, there would not be much need for such redistribution of private property in the US, but acknowledges that the situation is different in countries with a long history of feudalistic ownership, which would, in my opinion, include the UK.


So, the BNP's "true Britons" would be entitled to the lion's share of any such wealth redistribution, because they were the most dispossessed people.

Really, I can't see how any such scheme would work with absolute fairness. The vagaries of history would inevitably mean some practically impossible maths would be required.

And really, where do we draw the line? 1820? 1760? 1066? 43? 2000BC? How do you even track stuff back that far?

What about people of the "correct" British ancestry who have emigrated? Or those who have children born elsewhere who have come to live here?

There are so many arbitrary decisions that have to be made that it can never be entirely "fair".

And then, of course, we have the question of who gets to make these arbitrary decisions. Who gets to make them? Who gets to decide who gets to make them? Who gets to decide who gets to decide to make them? (That's not a fatuous question, by the way.)

So, yes, I do believe in some redistribution, at least at the point we begin an anarchist society, in order to redress historical inequities that have resulted in a great deal of unjustly acquired property, but I don't believe that that necessarily makes me a "left-libertarian". I do believe that unreproduceable goods that can be monopolised pose a problem in any system of social order (if anarchism can be described as a "system"!) but that in a genuinely freed market ways will be found through economic incentives to address these problems.


Unless you can somehow convince me that every single landowner in the UK will voluntarily accede to this program of redistribution, you are definitely applying coercion. Which is not libertarian.

Hence, while you may be of the left, you are not a left libertarian.

Update: Jock left this on twitter:

not at all. Nothing is coercive. More like post-revolution "free for all" as people assert their claim w/o land rgy


From this I discern that Jock seriously believes that "come the revolution", every person will lose all their (land) property and (land) property-derived goods and there will be a "free for all" where everyone will assert their claims without a Land Registry.

Fuck me, and I thought anarcho-capitalism was hopelessly unrealistic.

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

New boss:

David Cameron’s move to neuter the 1922 has been pulled off with great tactical skill. He sprung the move on the party and then called an instant ballot, denying any rebellion time to gather strength.


Old boss:

Leftwing Labour MP John McDonnell is set to launch his Labour leadership bid at the PCS Union conference in Brighton.

I've had a chat with him and he's hopping made about the way the NEC rules give just four days (next Monday to next Thursday) for candidates to collect the crucial 33 nominations from fellow MPs.


Just as well this Cameron chappy isn't some autocratic arsehole who's going to ramrod his diktats though and ignore his cabinet and back benches like that awful Blair, eh?

I dare you to watch this

Tim Carpenter dissects that Clegg speech

Here.

You have to read it.

@jackofkent and the #orwellprize



At least maybe now the cunt will shut up about it.

Er, what?



Police say Chamchawala, 31, had a hatred of gays, Jews and black people and believed he could have targeted them for attacks.


You're kidding, right?

Freedom of speech

Sometimes, I get comments that really make me grind my teeth and reach for the delete button. Then I stop and realise that deleting those awful dribblings would make me no better than them.

But now I need to go to the dentist again.

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

My take on left-libertarianism

For the purposes of this exercise, I will use the following definition of left-libertarianism:

Left-libertarianism, as defended by contemporary theorists such as Peter Vallentyne, Hillel Steiner, and Michael Otsuka, is a doctrine that has a strong commitment to personal liberty and has an egalitarian view concerning natural resources, believing that it is illegitimate for anyone to claim private ownership of resources to the detriment of others. Some left-libertarians of this type support some form of income redistribution on the grounds of a claim by each individual to be entitled to an equal share of natural resources.


In other words, like right-libertarians, they believe that a person's body is theirs to do with as they will, and a person can presumably entirely own the proceeds of their labour minus some redistribution of the contribution of natural resources.

So, the first part of my take on this concept is pretty simple: "Why bother?"

Why would you bother to expend any effort if, in the UK, you would only get 1/61,000,000 of the reward you make from any given set of resources? (Excluding what you get from your direct labour.)

How would you calculate the value of the resources you need to distribute? What happens if there's a dispute over the valuation of the resources? Perhaps refer it to some impartial body, like, oh, say, a quango? In what way is that different from the state?

And my second objection to this idea is a very personal one: I'm not a miner and I never will be. I'm not a farmer and I never will be. I can't for the life of me see why someone who works a piece of land to give me potatoes needs to give me a share of his profits because "we all own the land". Similarly, for the miner: I want the ring or pendant, I'd like to pay less, but I really can't see why I deserve a "dividend" because Rio Tinto isn't actually allowed to own land. I have no interest in the land (and I know I'm not alone in this.) The perfectly sound and libertarian-compatible ideas of specialisation and division of labour mean that as far as I'm concerned, if Rio Tinto wants to own that land for its mineral rights, they can quite happily do so.

I realise I'm probably alone in the UK in believing this, because every bugger seems to have some sort of grievance about it, but to my mind it's much more internally consistent to me that people who own resources should benefit from them, and those who have nothing to do with them should receive nothing from them.

Aha! I hear you say. But the land is the result of theft from people, either hundreds or thousands of years ago. Without those thefts, it would be perfectly feasible to implement this form of libertarianism.

Yes, that's perfectly true, but we are where we are. And if it was wrong to have those thefts happen hundreds or thousands of years ago, why is it right to steal from those people who own those rights now? The 13th Duke of Wimpole was not the bloke who did the thieving, the 1st Duke or the King is dead many centuries.

The people who were stolen from may have died out or may have proliferated into such a mess that reallocating the resources back to the rightful owners might be to all intents, practically impossible. And how you would untie the value derived from those thefts would be even more impossible.

If you just take the resources at gunpoint and distribute them equally to society (where a large part of society will have no interest in those resources anyway!) how does that differ from the state taxing you today?

In the article above was the following addendum:

some anarchists who support private ownership of resources and a free market call themselves left libertarian and also use a different definition for right libertarianism


I think that this is probably a source of some confusion. I am an anarchist who supports private ownership of resources and a FREE market (not the current corporatist abomination.) So, by the above paragraph, I would be considered a left libertarian, although inevitably:

Others, such as scholar David DeLeon, do not consider free-market private property anarchism to be on the left.


Like everything, it all depends on your frame of reference. If you look at my "moral compass", about two-thirds down the page on the right, you will see that I am very socially libertarian -- so I could be left- or right-libertarian as far as that is concerned. But on the same graph my economic standpoint is very far to the right: I believe in free and unregulated* markets and in private property. Yet by the definition above, some people would consider me a left-libertarian.

Using the moral compass as a more intuitive and less arcane definition of the whole left / right divide gives a completely different argument:

A large section of the social democrat parties like the LibDems, the Labour Party and even the Hannan / Carswell fringe of the Tory party would consider themselves libertarian in various ways. The LibDems and Labour have significant numbers of social libertarians, i.e., people who believe in things like legalising drugs and allowing people to do whatever they like to their own bodies.

Even Tory "libertarians" are edging towards this the long way round, by encouraging local police forces to agree with local communities what crimes they want to see prioritised. So if the community is cool with drugs, then the policing thereof would fall away.

And of course, Tory libertarians are much more amenable to allowing people to keep the fruits of their labours (ha! ha!) are therefore much more inclined to economic libertarianism.

My take on the left / right divide in this case is simple: you cannot be a left-libertarian in this definition. You endorse social liberty, but deny economic liberty. You are saying that I may have any freedom I like, as long as it's a freedom that you approve of. And since you don't approve of economic freedom, you are denying me the fruit of my labour. The fact that you're cool with me taking drugs or having an abortion merely marks you out as a hypocrite, because you're "giving" me the liberties you value, and not giving me complete liberty.

*Market regulations exist only to create a barrier to entry for new competitors. This is why businesses always support new regulation - they already have the resources in place to cope with it, but a new competitor would find it that much harder to fund the startup process. The true way to "regulate" business is to allow unfettered competition.

Fucknut and Anal



Christ on a fucking trike. Every fucking time I think our national self-esteem cannot fall any lower, I'm proven wrong.

A new entrant to the blogosphere

This fella. Give him hell.

The best advert ever made



I defy anyone to beat that.

And I can't believe I haven't posted it before.

Spelman must go

Ahhh ... sleaze. Truly a gift that keeps on giving.

iDave's fervent hope that he'd be able to draw a line under it after the election and yet here his Coalition of the Not-quite-winners and the Complete Fucking Losers is being tested within days. Caroline Spelman's reputation is being Stained.

It started off ominously enough:

For over ten years the new Secretary of State, along with her husband, lobbied the very department she now runs. Caroline resigned as a director less than a year ago and conveniently transferred her share of the company to her husband. The company address was also changed from her constituency home, for which Spelman claimed around £40,000 on expenses for cleaning and bills, to their million pound London flat. According to the company accounts last year, no rent was paid on this “office” subsidised by the taxpayers.


Mmm. Not rats to be smelled there, then! But of course, you just knew it wasn't going to end there:

“Mark Spelman is a managing director at Accenture, the firm that developed the online system that delivers subsidy payments to farmers. The Rural Payments Agency (RPA) awarded Accenture a £35m seven-year contract to develop new and more efficient systems in 2003. Accenture was appointed to develop and deliver the new system over two years and then provide ongoing support for the remaining five years.”

The disastrous Accenture deal that ended up costing £350 million is due to expire this year. Guess who is in charge of deciding if it is renewed?



Ahhh. Definitely no rats to be smelled there!

So, we've had a week before the Tories have revealed themselves to be exactly the same thieving, greedy, duplicitous cunts as Labour. Well ... we knew it from the expenses scandal, but iDave must be shitting himself at this little clusterfuck.

And if he'd just accepted the warning from the nannygate scandal and given Spelman the heave-ho at the time, none of this rumbling would be threatening his honeymoon with Nick. I can only assume she knows where the bodies are buried.

Still, you massively-foreheaded cunt, let that be a fucking lesson to you.

Not that you'll listen.

Tuesday, 18 May 2010

How to wreak revenge on Labour

It will cost you a pound and it all starts here.

The Labour Party is so desperate for members that it is offering the first year of Labour Party membership for just £1. In exchange for that £1, you get all the perks of Labour membership, such as voting for the leadership.

And that means that for just £1, you can help to inflict someone as useless as Diane Abbott or as poisonous and divisive as Ed Balls or Harriet Harman on the Labour Party. And immediately after the coronation of whichever cunt you helped elect, you simply resign and walk away.

Membership of the Labour Party is currently around 200,000, so if just 250,000 people sign up, we can pretty much guarantee we'll fuck them completely.

"But wait," I hear you say, "are you seriously advocating giving £250,000 to the Labour Party?" Fret ye not: the Labour Party has colossal debts, well over £10,000,000 at the last account. Our donations will do nothing to help climb that particular mountain, and by inflicting someone terminally useless or poisonous on the Labour Party, we can hopefully fuck them into a cocked hat for the rest of eternity. It's money very well spent indeed.

Who is with me?

Tip of the clown wig to Old Holborn.

In the very finest form today

Last night a source close to Ed Miliband insisted his brother would also make a brilliant Labour leader as long as everyone was okay with the fact that he spent most of 1983 in the downstairs toilet with a tube sock and a picture of David Hasselhoff.


Here.

Friedman pisses all over Keynes

Here. Go read it.

What is the NHS for?

I think it's time somebody asked the question. And it's not an easy one.

My take on this is that anything outside A&E can't really be a "common good".

You could argue that care for chronic (i.e., long-term) illnesses should be nationalised because of the potential of financially ruinous bills. I wouldn't argue that, but it could be argued.

So, would you support the NHS providing for chronic illnesses and what else would you want the state to provide in healthcare? (Or not, as the case might be!)

English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?



I'm sure I've fucking wittered on about this before, but what the fuck is it with politicians and the English language? They seem to revel in a different version of management-consultant-speak.

Where the cunting fuck is the "justice" in "social justice"? What the cock-gobbling arse is "sharing the proceeds of growth"? Who are these "decent, hard-working families"?

In fact, that one particularly grips my shit. Families don't fucking work hard, not until you thrown the little shits that are your spawn out of the house. I didn't lift a fucking finger until after I was slung out of the parental abode and my offspring is no different.

No, you cunts, it's the parents who bust their balls trying to keep head above water while you fuckers play games with our money, dreaming up more and more Heath Robinson lunacies to justify thieving the fruits of our labours.

Stop fucking trying to hide the shit you inflict on us behind noble words. It's not fucking "social justice", you cunts, you're stealing my money at gunpoint and giving it to some other feckless fucker who doesn't deserve a fucking thing.

Monday, 17 May 2010

German dance music

Really!

Regulation, regulation, regulation ...

So, we need regulation to protect us from the evils of capitalism, do we?

Business practices which killed workers were declining before there were bureaucrats to insist upon business practices which didn't kill workers.

Business practices which did kill workers declined just as fast after we had bureaucrats to stop business practices which kill workers as before. Business practices which kill workers declined just as fast before we had bureaucrats to stop practices which kill workers as afterwards.

The value of bureaucrats making rules so that business doesn't kill workers therefore seems to be zero.



A study of workplace accidents in the USA shows absolutely no change to the rate of decline in worker deaths after the creation of the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Go check the graph if you don't believe me. So why are we paying for these regulatory bodies and why are we paying for their regulation?

Quote of the day...

Here.

Beware the social justice of a quiet man

I see Iain Cuntface Smith is in charge of welfare. Woo.

Apparently this dripping wet toilet mat is going to "reform welfare" by "flattening the marginal tax rate", doubtlessly by some other insanely complicated, intrusive and unpleasant butt-fucking. And it only reduces the marginal tax rate to 50% if it works. Oh, and cheap, too. It's only going to cost £3 billion up front to sort this out.

This bloke has a much, MUCH simpler way of sorting it out. But of course, that doesn't generate huge amounts of client state, does it?

Cunts.

Do we really need more Lords?

Guido has just tweeted that the Condems are going to create 100 new Lords. Given that we have so fucking many of the cunts wandering around already, is there really a need to do this? Isn't this just "meet the new politics, same as the old politics"?

Update: This is definitely the new politics, same as the old politics.

Cunts.

Blogroll update

I am now following the Mid-Wife Crisis, which seems to have some potential.

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Splendid!

What a ripping weekend: glorious roads, the very best company, several excellent wines and to top it off, new friends.

Life is good. Till tomorrow, anyway!

A thought on the media

Vladimir raises an interesting question here:

If you have PR and a parliament full of social democrats, then you are stuck with both, because the social democrats no longer need to win local support within each constituency. They just need the broad support of the population, and with their iron control of mass media this is never hard to arrange.


Now, I'm not convinced that there actually is an "iron control" of the mass media. It simply isn't necessary that there should be. And I think most journalists and editors and proprietors would be indignant that anyone questioned their independence. (Editors may not be entirely independent of their proprietors and journalists may not be entirely independent of their editors, but that's a different matter -- I'm talking about whether the Conservative or Labour Party "directs" the media one way or the other.)

What actually exists in the media is a complete lack of critical analysis of the underpinnings of our society. In other words, the media is filled to the brim with people who have bought in to the cozy consensus, completely.

There is a general acceptance that some form of social democracy is the way forward. While some people think that government should do things better or smarter or more, there is never any question that the government should do something. Anybody who does so is swiftly dismissed as a tin-foil-hatter or some other disparaging description.

Nobody really wants to think too hard about how you underpin society. And very few people like taking complete ownership of their lives, which is why social democracy is so popular.

It's all a question of perspective. To a hard-core Labour voter, Tory policies are awful. The slightest dent in the low of the fountain of state money is a pernicious evil. To a libertarian, there is such a minor difference between them that you might as well vote for one or the other by flipping a coin. A libertarian has a completely different frame of reference.

If you want to change that "Islington mindset", you need to keep challenging the foundations of those beliefs. Write to the papers, or the BBC or whoever, introducing small challenges to make readers think. Don't rant or rage (that's what blogs are for!) but just chip away at the foundation set of beliefs. If this happens in sufficient numbers, from a sufficiently large number of readers, we can maybe get newspapers to challenge their base assumptions.

And that's how that apparent "iron control of the media" will begin to crack.

Cock-waving

Well, the sun is out, the roof is down and the open road beckons.

So fuck you all.

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Could PR actually give us something different?

Morlock, in the comments here, made me think: if PR makes it more difficult for parties to lurch to the left or the right, then maybe Cameron could actually achieve something useful, if only out of necessity.

The thought (such as it is!) goes like this:

Britain is in a financial crisis. The state is pissing away money faster than it can print it. Cameron has little option but to cut up the credit card and get the "swingeing cuts" axe out.

Blood starts pouring, the state gets 25% smaller (not enough, but hey ho!), people start getting angry, more cuts are needed, Cameron has the taste for power and so offers a PR referendum to the Limp Dumbs in exchange for propping him up for another couple of years.

The Limp Dumbs agree, Cameron cuts the state even more and in a rage against the Tories, the public votes overwhelming for PR.

The state is now half the size it was before, very manageable and the ungrateful public now lock the political model in at that level.

And then I woke up and my coffee was cold.

Friday, 14 May 2010

Just because I want to...



Something for a Friday night...

Crap

Last-minute life-rearrangement means I get to spend today on the fucking road as well!

A thought on PR

I was reading this flaccid hissy fit, which contained the immortal lines:

A month ago we loudly bemoaned the presence of a Labour Prime Minister whose party had 35% of the vote. Today, we have a Liberal Democrat Deputy Prime Minister with 23% of the vote.


What aspect of PR is going to make it more likely that any Prime Minister will have more of a mandate than Brown ever did?

The 55% solution?

Hm. Well, this was an interesting issue. The Lib Dems have evidently found more common ground with the Tories on fixed-term parliaments than on proportional representation. in order to make it more difficult for the sitting Prime Minister to call an election at an opportune moment rather than the end of the fixed term (when they could be at the mercy of "events"), the Lib Dems have proposed that such a call for an early "voluntary" dissolution would have to attract the support of 55% of the Commons.

In other words, by accepting this, Cameron actually makes it harder to call an election at a time that suits him.

But either because they're stupid or because they're tribalist baboons (or both), lefties have been screaming blue, sorry, red murder about Cameron trying to stitch up democracy. Maybe they're already thinking ahead to the time when they might be in charge again and how this would fuck them over, but I doubt it. It really looks like straightforward FUD-spreading to me, trying to tar Cameron with a gerrymandering brush.

Look, you don't need to make shit up. Cameron's got more than enough flaws that you can slaughter him for that you don't need to make shit up. Pick on the things he's actually doing wrong and you'll get more sympathy. Here's some stuff to be getting on with. How liberal does that yellow-tied twat sound now?

At the moment, you just sound like a bunch of angry, desperate losers. Yes, Tom Harris, I'm looking at you.

Assuming iDave is honestly casting the Limp Dumbs a bone here, one thing that nobody has explained to me is: why do we want fixed-term parliaments anyway? What is a fixed-term parliament going to give us that we, as voters, actually want or care about? How often do we have a substantially shorter than 5-year parliament anyway and what difference would it make to us if we always had a 5-year parliament?

This sounds like changing the rules for the benefit of some politicians, certainly not something that's going to help us at all.

Update: This.

Thursday, 13 May 2010

Just because I want to...



Nighty night!

I wonder how long it's going to be before the wheels come off?

So, iDave has cobbled together a coalition, him and Nick are having sticky biscuits for breakfast, Vince Cable is safely out of harm's way, some liberal bloggers are very happy -- and some social democrats aren't.

And as for me? Well, I'm obviously pleased that one-eyed son of a bitch has gone as leader of the country, displaying his Prime Mentalist pus and poison for all to see one last time, although I'm slightly less thrilled to see that he's still going to be taking money off me. Mind you, I think it's fantastic that he's going to sit on the back benches dripping poison onto every move the new Labour leader makes. He will continue to divide the Labour Party far better than the Tories ever could.

But how do I feel about the new "leadership"? To be fair, in what they have announced in terms of things that will be shitcanned, I'm very happy. All sorts of neo-Stasi projects shitcanned and the Great Repeal Bill hasn't even been cracked open. So hopefully, more shit will go. That's all very good.

If it actually happens, of course.

It's what they haven't announced that sets my pucker flapping. The elephant in the room that they haven't said a word about yet, is the economy. What's going to happen here is going to make the cuntry collectively shit itself. I don't think Osborn's got the stones or the nous to do some really savage cutting for fear of upsetting the fragile coalition too much. Which means only one thing, folks: drop your trousers, lube up, and grab your ankles. Tax rises are imminent. And we're not talking about a penny in the pound here. This is really, really going to hurt.

Gordon Brown must be pissing himself at having gotten out at the very last moment before the shit really hits the fan. And to think, the fat fuck will be sitting on the opposition benches jeering at how the Tories and Lib Dems are killing the country.

Truly, there is no justice in the world.

A victory for the workers!

Dave Spart has apparently won his case and the Judge (Eady, who normally grabs his ankles for the plaintiff!) has struck the case off as an abuse of process.

The bloggers united, etc.

Congratulations, Dave!

Wednesday, 12 May 2010

Just because I want to...

On the fucking road a-fucking-gain...

In these exciting and turbulent times, isn't it great that my fucking employer expects me to be away from my blog and doing something useful?

Cunts.

The "New Politics"

Well, isn't this a bargain?

iDave showed that he can be bounced into grabbing his ankles if you threaten him with losing his turn at the top table. Labour played a blinder out of a very weak hand, probably fucking the Tories more than if they'd actually won. And the beardy weirdies showed themselves to be venal cunts who would sell their grandmothers for a chance to wield some real power.

Yeah, much better than that corrupt, venal, mendacious "old politics".

Cunts.

So: farewell then ...

... you fat, blithering, incompetent, venal, mendacious, arrogant, unpleasant, cowardly, greedy, power-hungry cunt of a freak.

And so the mighty New Labour project draws to an end, not with a bang but merely a shambolic whimper. Gordon was unpleasant and utterly self-centred to the fucking end. Imagine saying how being a father and a husband was more important than running the fucking cuntry. Listen you monocular mong, there are fucking millions of fathers in this country, there's no fucking way I'm swallowing that shit that what we all do is more important than running the fucking cuntry. No wonder it's such a fucking Christless mess!

In my opinion, Labour have fucked the Tories good and proper one last time, bowing themselves out to regroup, let the Tories take the flak for the impending clusterfuck and then charging back in on their white horse, taxing and spending to save the world.

I think a Lib-Lab coalition would have flushed both these odious turds down the shitter of history. Although it may have taken two or three flushes to get the enormous turd that is the Labour Party round the u-bend.

I think the Lib-Con coalition will probably flush the useless Cameroons down the toilet of history instead -- which is no great loss.

So, what can iDave salvage from this catastrophe? Well, he could do a lot worse than implement the Limp Dumb £10,000 tax-free policy for the poorest. He can use the Limp Dumbs as an excuse not to ringfence the NHS (or anything else.) He could stick a Limp Dumb into the Home Orifice and get huge swathes of illiberal Stasi state repealed without offending the Turnip Taliban, or whatever the fuck they're called.

He can have a referendum on PR while it's fresh in everyone's mind just how fucking democratic that is. And he can use the Limp Dumbs to give us that old "in or out" EU referendum he promised us in such a cast-iron way.

Yeah, right!

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Just because I want to...



Nighty, night!

We're going to be seeing a lot of this kind of thing for a while

Pathos. Lembit Opik bumps into media scrum outside Clegg meeting. "Oh, is that my lot meeting there? Well, they used to be my lot"

-- Paul Waugh on Twitter


Well, you know what? Fuck him. Fuck that greedy cunt right in the fucking eye. I hope he goes home tonight, feels suicidal and tops his greedy fucking arse.

And every other fucking greedy cunt who got the fucking boot: I hope they all overdose on pills. And fail -- leaving themselves as dysfunctional, vegetative but aware shells of slowly dying flesh, trapped in a long, long, awful life with nothing to do but contemplate their shame and misery.

And with a bit of luck, there will be tormenting pain, as well.

Cunts.

Monday, 10 May 2010

Just because I want to...

Time for the LimpDumbs to hang tough

So, from what I've seen today, I reckon the most painful short-term outcome is the best. LibLab coalition along with 17 other parties causing a national upchuck. People will look at the resulting clusterfuck and take a massive shit on the idea of PR. Markets will tank. The IMF will be called in. The government loses vote after vote. Eventually another general election is called.

Labour will be crucified even further, Limp Dumbs will be flushed down the toilet and hopefully Dave will realise that this social democratic shit doesn't fly any more.

Either that, or the Tories will apply the boot and we'll get a proper economic Tory. Because fuck all the other shit: a serious evisceration of government bloat is what we need above all.

So, my heartfelt plea to the Limp Dumbs: reject Dave's offer, even though he's offering exactly what the Gorgon will offer you ... if you're lucky! Get into bed with the people you feel most comfortable with. Go on, do it.

You know you want to.

Is the ConDem tearing?

Scuttlebutt on twatter suggests that the Caring, Understanding New Tories and the Limp Dumbs are not able to reach an agreement.

Sounds to me like iDave has offered the LimpDumbs weekly fellatio from his wife along with a trombone from the rest of the Tory cabinet once a month and they haven't, um, swallowed it.

Now I have heard some theories that suggest that he knows what he's doing and he's playing the long game, but frankly I reckon this is just another in a long list of Mongolian cluster fucks by the Forehead of Doom. He fucking raced in to the Lib Dems, dropped his rods and grabbed his ankles with astonishing alacrity.

The even more socially democratic LimpDumbs have decided that they really don't fancy foregoing their chance to increase their slice of the electoral pie, so they've told iDave to go fuck himself, they rather want to get into bed with the Labour Party.

In a sense, I guess iDave is lucky. Imagine if he'd managed to get 57 people that utterly fucking stupid that they, as losers, want to pucker up to an even bigger bunch of losers on some ludicrous promise that they're not going to get fucked into a cocked hat by Mandelsnake and company, on board. Can you imagine anyone that dumb having a significant say in running the country?

Watch the markets. This isn't going to be ugly.

This is going to be Greek.

Split personality

I had a brief conversation on twatter where it was pointed out to me that it was strange for an anarchist to be making comments on other people's voting hypocrisy.

And the fact of the matter is this: I sometimes post as an anarchist, someone who doesn't believe in democracy because it's at best the tyranny of the majority and at worst, the tyranny of the smallest minority.

But at other times, I post as someone who happens to live in a democracy, who has that process to comment on.

And I did vote in this election, because it was the only mechanism I had to express my displeasure about the greedy motherfucker who "represents" me. It didn't help though.

What a surprise.

On a lighter note




Tip of the clown wig to a b3tard.

The West Lothian Question and others

According to more popular bloggers than I, Wales and Scotland are to blame for the fact that the Tories didn't win.

Frankly, I think it's more down to a combination of general Tory uselessness and expenses sleaze, combined with Celtic suckling at the state's teat. However, it is curious that there is such a remarkable difference in how the various "countries" vote.

And so I reckon it's time to give the porridge wogs and the sheep botherers the chance to put their own fucking money where their overloud mouths are. Let's cut the Scots and Welsh and the Northern Irish loose -- they already have their own parliaments. They can rule themselves. They can find their own fucking money, they can have the natural gas and they can fuck off. The English will have enough pleasure subsidising northern monkeys and the in-bred Cornish. But at least we won't have to pay for generations of ungrateful porridge wogs and sheep molestors any more.

I know I'm not alone in this.

So fuck 'em. Let them see how fucking sexy tax and spend is, when they're the cunts being taxed.

Motherfuckers.

Update: Bojo agrees.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

Just because I want to...

*Sigh*

Apparently, it's not just lefties who can't recognise a windup when they see it.

Or maybe I'm just not very good at it.

@mayoroflondon does something useful

Now, before we start, I don't see any reason at all why the Tube couldn't be privatised, and privatised properly. Not the usual corporatist Mongolian Clusterfuck that Tory and Labour "privatisation" gives us, but actual private companies competing to deliver services.

However, it's certainly easier to have an honestly centrally provided service, but the Tube has been mis-privatised in the very worst way. Hardly surprising, since that useless Scottish freak was the architect of it.

Enter Bojo:

Boris Johnson, I can reveal, has just collapsed the controversial PPP for the Underground, the public-private deal hatched by Gordon Brown with the able assistance of Baroness Vadera.

This radical move was set to occur two weeks ago but was barred by purdah. Only now, after polling day, can it go ahead.

In a nutshell, Boris is paying £310 million to buy out Tubelines, the umbrella group for Bechtel and Ferrovial that was charged with upgrading the Tube.

As a result, Transport for London will now directly control the works with no middle man and no punishing management fees. With TfL having an excellent debt rating, it also means lower debt repayments over the long term.

More importantly for passengers, it means that Tube line closures can be slashed to fit with TfL's wishes rather than the convenience of the private sector contractors. I'm told it will mean 84 closures for works will now be reduced to just 12.

With Metronet also collapsed, it means that Boris has done something that Red Ken never managed to do (but dearly wanted) - scrap one of the worst value PFI-style schemes in history.



Now, no matter what you think of BoJo or even of "state" provided services, this is a very good thing, not only for the reasons stated above, but also for the fact that it restores a much greater degree of honesty and openness to the costs.

It's ironic that BoJo's last intervention in the Tube (about boozing) pissed me off (even though I don't drink on the Tube and even though I hate drunkards on the Tube) -- whereas I regard this as a really big step in the right direction.

Boris has shown he can handle difficult situations and if he can improve the quality of Tube service and reduce costs in one step, it's not only a great deal for people who have to use the service, I reckon it's a big shot across the bows of the massively-foreheaded one.

Boris is starting to show, not just say, that he can do good things and that he's quite happy to upset the corporatist apple cart on occasion.

Good for you, Boris!

@iaindale AND @charlottegore AND @devilskitchen get it wrong

Iain is, of course, masturbating himself into a furious frenzy over the idea that the forehead of doom and his tribe of blue-tie-wearing liblabcon artists might get their hands on the levers of power anyway, by offering some minor concessions to the yellow-tie-wearing liblabcon artists.

But at least Iain's "wrongness" is just tribalism. I'm a lot more worried about what has happened to two of my favourite bloggers.

Charlotte and DK, on the other hand, are frigging themselves into a coma because they think that by combining liberal social policies with conservative economic policies, we will get an ideal government. And well, you might, but the key issue is that the Lib Dems aren't liberal and the Conservatives aren't conservative.

The Lib Dems are a social democratic party, which is why so many liberals are disaffected and why, I'd like to remind Charlotte, she resigned from the party. The chances of them actually being more liberal (in the classical liberal sense) than any of the other parties is wishful thinking. The Tories are not small government, "classical liberal" on the economics front, either.

And as for DK, I can only assume he was pissed out of his bracket if he forgot all this.

What's really going to happen if we get a Con-Lib coalition is that the natural social democratic agreement between the parties will lead to loads more shit policies that are entirely indistinguishable from Labour's cuntwittery for the last 13 years.

I remain entirely unrepentant, I agree entirely with Hitchens: the electorate (apart from the client state) despise Labour, people rejected the Limp Dumbs and they were entirely unenthused about Cameronism.

We've fucking had 13 years of Cameronism with red ties and it's visibly fucked the country. Dave, why the cunting fuck would we vote for five more years of Cameronism with blue ties this time? Why is this so fucking hard to grasp? You pissed huge sums of money into this election, you tried every trick in the book, you had a fucking open goal with Cyclops going out of his way to fuck the election up and you still couldn't fucking win a simple majority!!!

The only reason you did as well as you did was because people are so fucking sick of the cunts with the red ties and the "progressive consensus". If you'd offered something different to the progressive consensus, you'd have walked this. But because you're entirely indistinguishable from a Labour apparatchik, you screwed the pooch.

I'm off to start my day by hitting myself in the face with a ball-peen hammer. It's got to make things better.

Friday, 7 May 2010

Busy as fuck

... in case any fucker hadn't fucking noticed. Cunts.

But Christ, what a disgusting, repulsive, revolting display of naked greed and hunger for power from those utter cunts Mandelsnake, Hain and Harperson, along with various utter cuntspunks from the unions claiming that the public had rejected the Tories for a "progressive coalition" of Labour and LibDem.

Fuck, you unspeakable fetid cunts, the Tories hosed you both down, you both lost seats to them, how the fuck can you stand there and still try to hang on to the levers of power?

Is there actually a proportional punishment for being a Labour politician? I don't even think a candiru fish is a just reward.

On the ..

... road ... still ... again ... whatever.

Maybe later, if I'm not drinking myself into a fucking coma.

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

On the road again ... again ... again ... again ... again ... a-fucking-gain!

It's gonna be the motherfucking day from hell. And once again, intermong access is likely to be few. Try not to miss me too much.

Cunts.

Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Closer to God

Raising the bar?

Hey Joe



Tip of the clown wig to Dave Chiverton for introducing me to the original.

LPUK Manifesto

Wow!

If you're lucky enough to be able to vote for an LPUK candidate, please do so!

Beating Labour

A completely unknown fat cunt has bludgeoned a far-too-well-known fat cunt in a recent poll.

Since history or rather, the future, may not be kind to me, here is a screenshot:



Update: next stop, Nick Clegg!

I am not under the affluence of incohol, ossifer!

Election music



Seems appropriate, somehow...

Sadly.

Immigration

I've been following the saga of the "minge beaver*'s" travails with the immigration system and her husband's equally impassioned rants.

And it seems that both in the historically-tolerant-UK and the entirely-built-on-immigration-USA, the issue of immigration is a hot one right now. Oddly enough, the Americans don't seem to be using the old canard of "they're taking our jobs".

I always laugh at the British and their pathetic bleating about foreigners coming here to take their jobs: dole-bludgers don't even try and get jobs, they're too fucking comfortable drinking White Lightning and smoking dope on the taxpayer's dime.

The job's not there on your terms, you indolent buttfuck, it's on the mutually beneficial terms of the agreement. If you can't find a job that will pay £100,000 a year for scratching your balls and farting (the only talent some of these dregs display) then maybe you need to revise your expectations.

The Americans are at least more honest about the real problem. They have no issue with immigrants coming over and taking jobs, because mostly they're taking shit jobs that most people don't want to do (the same sort of shitty jobs that people do in startup factories in Outer Cuntistan, but for better wages.)

What Septics admit and the Brits won't is that the real issue is welfare. US welfare spending dwarfs UK welfare spending, both in absolute terms (obviously) but also, and rather more surprisingly, in per capita terms. As far as I can tell, anyway. The British budget is nowhere analysed quite so intuitively as the American one. As far as I can make out, however, the US total welfare spend per capita is higher that the UK by about $4000 a year, and even health welfare spending in the eeeeevil capitalist US is higher per capita than what we spend on the NHS.

Anyway, the point is this: nobody really gives a flying fuck about anyone coming here, earning a wage, renting a house, paying taxes and living their life in the UK. What fucks everyone off is the idea that people can barge in, demand "benefits" and housing and get shoved to the front of the queue because they're some minority.

I get fucked off with the idea that I'm paying for any fucker, I don't care if he's a 16th-generation Aryan that Nick Griffin would fellate or a dusky foreigner who can't spikka da Eeeengleeesh. I detest the fact that they can't be arsed to make an effort. I detest the fact that the government has devised a tax system that means even if they can be arsed to make the effort, it's not worth doing.

But I suspect the idea that someone who's just arrived going to the front of the queue just fucks off the British with their passion for orderly queueing.

Fuck. This was all so simple when I started out. I guess the point I'm trying to make is that no-one objects to people coming to Britain and doing the shitty jobs that we don't want to, or highly skilled people coming here and adding immense value to our economy. What we don't like is paying for hordes of scroungers, who seem to be able to push to the front of the queue with impunity.

Make it easier for people to earn a living and get off the dole, make the dole serve its intended purpose and stop making it a career option for the feckless and the lazy and you can pretty much open the borders with no concerns.

*It's a long story

The deed is done

The box is crossed.

The ballot is folded.

The envelope is sealed.

And posted.

Go Fourth! And multiply!

Monday, 3 May 2010

Hm.

Interesting thought about my last post: normally, whenever a "filthy foreigner takes" the piss out of a Brit, there's a moment of jingoistic pause, where you think about whether the fact that you agree with the piss-take outweighs the fact that he has no real skin in the game.

But really, the monocular mentalist is just an object of derision, isn't he? I didn't feel that pause at all.

I just want the Scots fucker gone. I despise him.

Rot in hell, you fat, country-destroying, freak.

You can actually see...

... the moment his political career leaves his body ...

Update: More.

The dangers of too many laws

Once again, Labour has been hoist on the petard of its own awful, incompetent, egregious law-making:

He was hailed by Alastair Campbell as the "megastar" who would boost Gordon Brown's flagging election campaign, but an Elvis impersonator has left Labour feeling all shook up.

Corby borough council is investigating whether the performance at the weekend breached the Licensing Act.


Two thoughts immediately spring to mind:

1. How many times does a Labour-initiated law have to bite some Labourite on the arse before someone wakes up and asks: "Are we perhaps doing this wrong?"

2. Absolutely no change any Labour heads will roll over this breaking of the law, same as with Barrenness Scuntland, Barrenness Udders, Kerry McCunty, Harridan Harpie, etc., etc., etc.

I hope they all die protracted, miserable, painful and lonely deaths.

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Let's try again, using small words

Our view has been one of idealism, we do not deny that, and a hope that harming the economic might that underpins the removal of liberty in the third world can help to bring about the end of that system. The critique often levelled is mixed: on one hand there is the fair point that these people may earn very little, but what they do earn feeds their families and such a boycott would harm them; the second a far more insidious ultra-capitalist position of they should be grateful for whatever they can get and the bosses have the right to do what they want.

The latter, let's not delude ourselves, is the ultimate propertarian position. The boss owns the land and the factory and he pays the wages, therefore the workers may be practically slaves and live in grinding filth and poverty with zero liberty or rights, but it is the bosses right. If they don't like it, they can quit - presumably to starve to death somewhere - or they can rise up.


These people are already starving. They have been struggling along as subsistence farmers since forever. This job is an improvement on their lot, one they have a) voluntarily taken and b) probably fought hard to get, since supply is much greater than demand.

They don't need to "rise up" and revolt against their employer. They can simply go back to subsistence farming. But why would they, because it's an even worse life than what they have working in a factory?

These people already were slaves, slaves to their families, slaves to poverty, slaves to a lack of any chance of a better life. This awful, soul-destroying job is their first step to economic and social freedom. It's an awful existence, but crucially, it's better than what they had before. If it wasn't, they'd simply go back to subsistence farming.

Unlike idealists, this old cynic looks at outcomes. I would far rather someone got richer, healthier, lived longer and ultimately became freer through my callous heartlessness, than that they starved because of some idealistic bell-end.

Remember, kids, these guys are taking these jobs voluntarily because the jobs are better than any other option they have. Wages are low because there is vastly more supply than demand for the workers. But for all that, it's still better than what they had before.

You can rail about the heartless über-capitalist, but the capitalist is the guy who decides where he spends his own money. And the rational thing to do is to maximise your return on investment. If he chose not to invest his money in Outer Cuntistan, those people would continue their shitty lives scraping by an even worse existence off the land. And if you're going to start with minimum wage or any of that shit, he may still bother because he's a really nice guy, but crucially, he may well fuck off somewhere else.

Your noble ideals will have doomed Outer Cuntistan to another generation of desperate, grinding poverty and misery. But since your heart is in the right place, you can feel good about it. It is your right to feel good about people being worse off, kids dying, people being denied the chance to a better life. No, really, it is.

Motives trump outcomes, every single time, especially for social democrats.