Wednesday, 30 June 2010

The Squeaker squeaks

Apparently, John Don'tHaveABercowMan has just made Theresa May apologise to the House for leaking shit to the press before announcing it in the Commons.

Good.

Although I have some reservations:

  1. Why wasn't he quite so keen to nail Labour ministers for the same thing?
  2. Why isn't there a more severe censure than having to "apologise" to your mates who would do the same fucking thing anyway?

New Politics. The more things change, eh?

He's a nice guy, really!

Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
Your boss is renowned for calling a spade a spade, which is why he's been up before the Racial Equalities Commission 28 times.

Eyebrow-raising tweets of our time

@rogthornhill @obotheclown DK was awesome yesterday evening, v powerful @devilskitchen

-- bella gerens

Never mind, dear, we've all been there!

The Cunt Persecution Disservice

We've all heard the stories about these cocksniffers, picking up spurious cases and prosecuting stuff that anybody with half a brain cell could see weren't justified and then equally mysteriously dropping slam-dunk cases ... such as against MPs or pillars of the judicial system. Maybe there's a reason for this curious behaviour:

A corrupt senior Crown prosecutor who pocketed cash to use his position to discontinue a case had spiralling debts of almost £1 million, a jury has heard.

Sarfraz Ibrahim, 51, of Cyncoed, Cardiff, South Wales, admitted corruption and related charges on Monday, on the eve of his trial.

As Gwent Crown Prosecution Service trials unit chief he had the power to stop a case in its tracks by recommending no further action.

He admitted charges of corruption, attempting to pervert the course of justice and misconduct in public office. His pleas mean Ibrahim has admitted pocketing £20,000 to ensure the case of a man he believed to be guilty was discontinued.

Funny that, eh? Might be something to bear in mind next time these fuckers make a curious judgement call.

Or maybe he's just got the clap?

Fucking hell.

Doctors

Right. Enough is enough.

When I go to a doctor, I expect to be seen at my convenience, for as long as I want to see the fucker. For this privilege, I expect to pay a reasonable sum and I expect him to attend to the health issues I've gone to see him about. If my diet, smoking or drinking habits are germane, I will listen to his advice and make my own mind up.

What I get when I go to a doctor is a 10-minute whistle stop squeezed into an already over-filled diary, where the doctor expects me to self-diagnose so he can perform his role as the signer of the prescription or the organiser of the specialist. I am then shooed out of the room as quickly as possible with a scrap of paper in my hand and violence in my heart.

The violence is not stilled when I read day after day of unelected cunt weasel doctors preaching about how the rest of us need to live our lives in a state of beige torpor, unenlivened by any of the things that make life worth living.

We are not allowed to smoke, with greater and greater restrictions on where and when you are allowed to smoke. Drink is next in line, with pompous declarations on "units", and daily "allowances" plucked out of the air. Fat? You bastard, don't you know that you're costing the NHS money? Money that could be used to pay overbearing prodnoses even more than they already earn?

The latest cockwaffle from these overweening proto-fascists is that hospitals will no longer allow sugar on the premises. No sweetened soft-drinks will be permitted, and fruit juices will be on the menu instead. Along with some unsalted, raw nuts perhaps.

Look you fucking cunts, don't think that because the useless government keeps throwing satchels of our fucking money at you that you're important enough to tell the rest of us how to live our fucking lives.

Piss off, shut up and count your egregious blessings. Because otherwise, after the fucking politicians, we'll be coming for you.

Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Cunt.

I'm on the fucking road again.

Fuck.

An open letter to the police in the UK

Look, you fucking cunts, it's quite fucking simple: taking photos is not fucking illegal, no matter how fucking much you cunts think it should be.

We keep having this conversation and yet some or other jumped-up cock-sniffer keeps on trying it on.

Will you please stop making such utter cunts of yourselves, because it tends to make everyone think even more uncharitably of you as self-important, overweening, bullying cunts?

That is all.

Update: Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.

Monday, 28 June 2010

*snigger*

Of course, now everyone's going to think it was me.

Update: As of 23:15, it's still there. I'm fucked if I'm telling him!

Optical Illusions

Generic Political Campaign



Tip of the clown wig to Davy.

Feedburner or what?

I'm considering migrating my RSS feed to Feedburner or some similar RSS system so I can get a better idea of RSS readership.

Does anybody have any comments about which service to go for, or should I just leave things as they are?

Only if you're not a social democrat

In the Speccie, a director of Reform wrote:

... there is a right and a wrong way to cut the deficit. It would be right to cut spending by addressing the structural causes of the deficit - i.e. public sector inefficiency and the UK's unwillingness to cut its pensions and health entitlements. It would be wrong to leave the shape of public services and welfare unchanged, but limit their costs temporarily – “salami slice” – with public sector pay freezes for instance.

Today George Osborne opted for the slice: a two year freeze in public sector pay (rather than linking pay with performance), a three year freeze in child benefit (rather than withdrawing it from middle and high earners), a slightly lower rate of increase of benefits and a slightly lower rate of increase of tax thresholds. The general sense was that his ambitions for government were similar to that of the last administration. That sense was reinforced by his last two measures. Increasing the state pension in line with earnings suggests that Britons should look first to the government for support in retirement (as well as increasing the cost of already unaffordable pension commitments). Increasing benefits for people on low incomes with children suggests that redistribution is still the right answer to poverty, as against other ideas such as education reform.


Well, you'd only disagree with Gideon if you weren't a social democrat. But since iDave is a red in tooth and claw and he's in bed with with what is left of the Social Democratic Party, what did you think was going to happen?

A massive rebalancing of the relationship between the state and the people?

Something for @sunny_hundal

I'm quite looking forward to his head popping as those arch-capitalists, the ASI, write a paean in praise of unfettered immigration and I endorse every word of it.

Sunday, 27 June 2010

Mixed emotions

Been a bit of a rollercoaster ride today ... great F1 race, with Vettel romping home, but a solid performance from Lewis and Jenson, then the crappy soccer and some quite stunning cricket, apart from the shitty middle-order collapse.

Ah well, maybe next time, eh?

The rake's progress (for @tomharrismp )

There was a time, when he was in government, that Tom Harris was a good, interesting blogger. He made a reasonable fist of engaging with people, both people who sucked his pole as well as people who wanted him impaled on a pole.

He also managed to occasionally step off-piste on his blog, certainly more than he ever did in the lobby.

Then Labour lost the election.

And I think this shock really was a bit too much for poor Tom. Instead of powering out of his hard-won blogging credentials and laying waste to the ConDems with verve and wit, he turned into a pathetic "yah-boo-sucks" mong, blogging at the intellectual level of Bevanite Ellie.

Come on Tom. You and I will never, ever agree on pretty much anything. But this pathetic, infantile, tribal bollocks is really demeaning. You sound like a spiteful toddler every time you blog lately.

Get a fucking grip, you useless cunt.

Saturday, 26 June 2010

Fuck this for a game of soldiers

I'm taking the day off to sleep, wank and laze in the sun with beer.

That'll give the neighbours something to talk about!

People are cunts

I've just glanced out of my office window and I see some kind fucker has decided to use my hedge as a bin.

Fucking cuntstain, I hope you get run over by a bus.

I'm so glad it's not bothering him...

J Demetriou said...

Just a quick word to the JD troll.

Why don't you ever come to my site? Is it ever since I told you I track your movements and have your motherfucking IP address noted down?

You fucking spotty, no-bird fucking pussy arsed little hidey-hole bitch. You come here, knowing you'll be undetected, spitting out your 'couldnt be arsed to go to college/lectures today' boredom trolls.

Go fuck your mother up her brown stained chocolate starfish, you fucking deadbeat motherfucking loser.

Fucking bitch.


I wonder whether he's noticed the monginitive dissonance that JD Troll might actually already be a regular reader of his blog, but posts as someone else?

Probably best I don't point that one out.

Friday, 25 June 2010

Ha-UM! Ha-UM!

Fuck. I was stuck next to some fucking cunt who cleared his throat the whole fucking way back. And the fucking walk from the plane back to the terminal was just as fucking interminable. Dublin Airport is like an enormous zoo as well. Made Heathrow Terminal One look good by comparison.

But enough of this shit.

Bed!

Fucking hell, they're all at it.

Christ Almighty, but the Irish don't half like the sound of their own voices!

Was it something we said, @tomharrismp ?

Just looked at Tom's latest whingefest about how unfair it is that MPs have to deal with the same shit they foist on us all the time.

Imagine my surprise when I saw this message:

Commenting Disabled
Commenting on this page has been disabled by the blog admin.


Gosh Tom, is it all getting a bit much for you that people have no sympathy for the fact that you're getting a taste for how much misery you've inflicted upon us?

On the road ...

... etc.

Thursday, 24 June 2010

Late night mongnitive dissonance

See if you can spot anything in common with these observations:

@obotheclown and on that note, I'll bid you mad, loony AnCap arse goodnight. Goodnight.


vs

DO you usually discount your opponents by telling everyone they have mental health issues?


Or how about:

@obotheclown and on that note, I'll bid you mad, loony AnCap arse goodnight. Goodnight.


vs

Why do you assume I disagree with much of your libertarian politics?


What could possibly link these things together?

Blarney Stone, with tongues

Christ, the fucking taxi driver did not fucking shut up for more than 10 seconds. And it was a fucking 35 minute drive!

And fucking Heathrow's pikey terminal means you fucking walk half-way to fucking Dublin to get on a cunting plane. The plane was heaving. And the landing was fucking interesting.

Still, hotel's nice and I'm right over a canal. Time to go find a pub, I think! Maybe murder a prostitute later and sling her body into the canal.

Heathrow again

I fucking hate this place. Made a bit more bearable by the first-class lounge, though.

Mongnitive Dissonance

@obotheclown i think you severely doubt your own position, this is why you act the big johnny big bollocks on your site. I pity you.
-- The Master of Cognitive Dissonance

Ahem. I think it's fair to say that I don't doubt my position in the slightest. I'm not the one arguing for the state to have a monopoly on violence to act upon me to fund the things I believe in, while simultaneously telling them to fuck off when they try to extend that power to things I don't believe in. My position is much clearer, simpler and more coherent: I don't believe the state should do anything or even exist. I believe that if the false crutch of the state was removed, people would also benefit from a personal development of greater responsibility and ownership of their own problems. I also believe that as a consequence of the removal of state, people would find much a) better and b) cheaper ways of looking after those who had genuine need.

However, I absolutely and fully accept that as things stand today, the state has too much mindshare for this to happen. Most people don't even want to think about politics, let alone challenge the status quo. And even among the people who can even be arsed to think about politics, like bloggers, most people don't want to think the difficult, fundamental issues through, which is why we have bloggers like Tom Harris and Iain Dale and Guido becoming popular: they say things that appeal to people's tribal loyalties or prejudices, not things that make people think.

Even (or especially!) among people who profess themselves to be libertarians or "social liberals", there is an uncrossable chasm between those who have gone back to basics and started again and those who think things could be made better working in the current political framework. And those very people who want "liberty" in the current political framework are the most vociferous opponents of any form of anarchy.

Every time I talk to Sunny Hundal or John Demetriou, I get dismissed for the ludicrosity* of my ideas. With both of them, there are personal slurs and straw man attacks a-plenty. I think these are the people who are actually the least sure of their ground: they have a specific set of freedoms that they deem to be mandatory and self-evident, and when confronted with the idea that someone else might have a different set of freedoms or a superset of freedoms that goes beyond their own, they are too frightened to contemplate what that means to their value system to engage rationally with the idea.

So Sunny goes on about my "tin-foil hat", despite the fact that I've written here about the tolerance of Libertarianism attracting froot loops and gun nuts and how I don't like it, he immediately tars me with the "froot loop and gun nut" brush. He takes my complaints about the welfare system as "spin" to "hide my racist desire for less immigration", etc.

John bangs on about my "mad, loony AnCap arse". And that's when he's not trying, laughably, to troll me in general.

Neither of them has any kind of rational explanation for why their particular set of freedoms is more important or sensible than a) each other or b) mine.

As to the Johnny Big Bollocks thing: am I the one who writes things like: "And just in case you were in any doubt, Mr Boatang and I are indeed Demi-Gods of the Libertarian blogging world, and yes, everything that we utter is sacred - each word a literary gem worth ensnaring and putting on the world jewel market for mega bucks" (to pluck one random sample out of the air)? Or am I the one who gives his fiercest critics permanent pride of place on the front page of my blog?

Am I the one who proclaims my worth in a verbose paean of self-praise (complete with a suitably humble picture) or am I the one who thinks no-one gives a shit about my personal history?

And am I the one who has a mate on call who can be guaranteed to back my every word with a "yeah, right on, man, stick it to him" or am I the one who has to convince everyone who backs me with the compulsion of my argument?

In other words, John, in the case of this particular tweet (and many others) you might be indulging in the tiniest bit of projection.

*I may have made this up.

Tiny Desk concerts

Thank me later.

Fuck the fucking BBC, again!

Via the ever-readable Iain Martin, this fucking jewel:

ITV is said to be about to pay Christine Bleakley more than £3 million over several years to present various television shows, while the BBC is proudly letting it be known that it wouldn’t be bargained up by Ms. Bleakley and her agent. She wouldn’t get a penny more than £450,000 a year they said. And then when she couldn’t make her mind up after a week or so they withdrew her offer with a flourish.

It is more evidence of how weird life is in Britain at the moment that the corporation’s bosses think that this episode is proof they are watching the pennies. That they only went to almost half a million pounds is supposed to show they have learned the lessons from the Ross affair. Look, they brief, we grasp that as the state broadcaster (funded by a compulsory levy) we must tighten our belt… by offering Ms. Bleakley £450,000.


Now look:



I certainly would, especially after a beer or two. But it's really not fucking all that. And she's clearly not a fucking rocket scientist or she wouldn't have sat down next to that fuckpiece twatmong Chiles.

And for £450,000 a year, I'd be expecting arse to mouth, three-ways and a tongue-bath for my cock, on demand. What the cunting fuck is the BBC smoking that they think £450,000 a year is worth it for a medium-grade sofa decoration?

Fucking twats, they really don't fucking get it, do they?

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

What's that?


Nicked from Anthony on Facebook.

Thoughts on VAT rising

In essence, I don't think the VAT rise was "unavoidable". As I've said ad nauseum, I can get us out of this recession without raising the overall tax burden at all.

But for all that, I remember when that towering economic genius Gordon Brown lowered VAT everybody moaned that lowering VAT by 2.5% was going to do fuck all to boost demand and so it turned out as well. Now everyone is saying that raising VAT by 2.5% is going to smash our fragile recession. I don't fucking believe that for a moment.

I don't agree with VAT. Mark Wadsworth has often and adequately pointed out, VAT is one of the worst taxes there is. But given that it's there, I don't think a VAT rise from 17.5% to 20% is going to beat the economy into a pulp any more than a fall from 17.5% to 15% boosted the economy.

End of.

Oh. One other fucking stupid thing

And it's so fucking stupid, you know it was a Limp Dumb thing: this bank levy.

Fucking bad idea, George. Fucking bad idea. The Irish are going to seriously love this.

Update: Timmy disagrees. I remain unconvinced.

The end of the honeymoon?

Every media pundit and his cunting dog (especially that useless mingewaft Nick "Toenails" Robinson) has been wittering on about today's budget being "the end of the honeymoon".

Well, it fucking hasn't. None of the pain has kicked in yet and nobody knows if it's going to work. When the pain kicks in and if it doesn't work, that's when the fucking moaning is really going to start.

Osborne did, it must be said, a decent enough job of kicking everybody fairly. I don't agree that the VAT rise was needed, he should have just sacked another couple of million useless state-employed parasites. That and the green bank, but that's the price for being in a coalition with treacherous Europhile cock munchers.

I think he did a good job, and let's face it, I'm a tough crowd.

So I don't think the honeymoon is anything like over yet.

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

Budget thoughts

Well, it was pretty inevitable that I was going to say "not nearly enough", but I do have to say I have a grudging respect for Boy George after today. You can see the limp-wristed hand of the Limp Dumbs in some of the stupider aspects (a green bank, for the fucking sake of fucking fucking fucking fuck!) but by and large, I think he did the business.

For a statist social democrat, anyway.

There's no way I would have left that room alive, but I would have ripped the beating heart out of the state and pissed all over it if I was in that position. George really didn't go nearly far enough in my opinion. There's fucking tonnes of savings he could have made and if he was going to renege on VAT he might as well have gone for broke and butt-fucked the useless NHS as well. And international aid? FUCK OFF!

And even if he did ring-fence those two, he could have easily slashed the same again off the budget. Well, I could have, anyway.

Mark my words: the NHS is going to become a flashpoint in years to come, with tales of waste, overpaid execs, jollies and all sorts of other shenanigans. George should taken those fuckers roughly up the arse.

And I really can't see why we should be giving the fucking Indians money to buy our steel industry.

Cunts.

FUCKING BBC CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I just raised my blood pressure watching the BBC panel of experts fucking witter on like fucking cunts about the fucking budget. Fucking fucking CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!

Implicit in every fucking thing that these fucking cunts say is that the fucking government has to fucking do every fucking fucking thing that the fucking cunts already do. Cuts here have to be fucking paid for by fucking tax rises fucking there.

NO THEY FUCKING DON'T, YOU FUCKING FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS!

All they have to do is find some fucking things that the fucking government has no fucking business doing and stop fucking doing them. Then it's fucking easy for some other fucker to start a fucking business doing that fucking thing (if it fucking needs doing, of fucking course!) and that fucking business can fucking employ people gainfully and more effectively and efficiently deliver that fucking thing.

You whore-faced, money-grubbing, statist suckers of the government cock.

I fucking hate you all and I fucking hope you die painful protracted fucking deaths.

Cunts.

No wonder we're so fucked

Christ, I swear I just heard a Fellow of Economics from Oxford claim that the government was constrained by how much it could cut by the predicted growth of the economy.

Jesus fucking wept. You fucking, fucking FUCKING CUNT!

The tyranny of the majority ... or even a minority

I was just reading some of the analysis of the "emergency budget" (as an aside: Squeaker Bercunt, I thought you were going to cut down on all these leaks, you useless motherfucker?) and it dawned on me just what a fucking shit deal democracy is.

I didn't vote Labour. I have never voted Labour. I railed against their policies. I complained to my MP. I called this economic collapse a decade ago, I called the nutter with the stutter's 2007 fake boom, I disagreed with just about every single thing that Labour did. I am fairly certain I'm going to disagree equally vociferously with iDave's "fix". What has already been floated is pretty mild and far too focused on taxing some fucking more. Like we're not fucking taxed enough already.

So here I am, I've followed both due process (speaking to my unspeakably useless cunt of an MP) and I've blogged (since I discovered blogging). I've written to the papers. I've done everything I can short of standing for office (and we all know that 1 MP is not going to achieve anything, even in the incredibly unlikely event that I won from a zero start in an area so safely Tory that this time they actually did put a blue rosette on a fucking dog turd (and exposed thief) and he still fucking won.

And yet despite all my fucking protests, all my comments, all my reasoned arguments about why this is going to be an expensive clusterfuck, I still wind up having to pay for the monumental incompetence of some arrogant, entitled and moronic turds voted in by a bunch of tribal fucks and I will wind up having to pay for the slightly less monumental incompetence of some other arrogant, entitled and moronic turds voted in by some other tribal fucks.

The continued strangling of civil liberties, the swelling ranks of arrogant prodnoses, the burgeoning influence of unelected quangos and "experts", wars that do nothing for the country ... I didn't vote for any of them and I don't know anybody who did. And yet because our elected "representatives" (who might certainly have been elected but don't appear to represent any given person completely) have some sort of mandate, we all just have to suck it up.

And in the glorious UK, we have a situation where a minority of voters gets to tell every other fucker how to live. It's no different to apartheid South Africa, really, a minority of people gets to tell everyone else how to live. The fact that everyone got a vote is a fig leaf. Even in Labour's 1997 "landslide", they won less than 50% of the vote -- a LOT less. For even longer than that, the country has been ruled a minority vote. And even if a party won an absolute majority, how does that justify them telling everyone else how to live their life?

Why do people pretend that democracy is some kind of good thing? Democracy sucks.

Light blogging

I'm struggling to get my shit together. Feel free to abuse me in the comments while I try and do so.

Obo Elsewhere

Back in Heaven.

Monday, 21 June 2010

Barack vs BP (Part 2: Jingoism and Bullshit)

This post from Timmy really focused me on another aspect of how government is the problem, and nothing to do with the solution:

Take, for example, the shortage of oil skimming ships in the Gulf. There’s a whole flotilla of them on offer from a variety of European sources. They cannot, however, be used.

For there is this thing called the Jones Act. It started out, in the 20s (think that’s right) as a way to support the US Merchant Marine. It is now simply a support for the US Seamen’s unions.

What it says is that only US owned and crewed ships may operate in US coastal waters.

Thus those European owned and crewed ones may not: however much they might be needed, however much good they might do.


This is clear evidence of how jingoism is a load of shit. Because of a law passed to to support US business, people's lives are being destroyed. There is no real difference between this fatuity on the one hand and the MOD "buying British" or "British jobs for British workers" or "British energy independence" or anything the BNP proposes on the other.

Of course, it is possible for the US Government to provide a waiver. Bush’s lot managed it within two days of Katrina for example. Obama’s lot has not: indeed, for political reasons probably cannot, given the way in which the Democratic Party relies upon union support.


Happily, this just goes to highlight another veracity of the effectiveness of government: perception is everything. Bush was coruscated for his ineffective handling of Katrina, yet he behaved according to the law by holding back until he was asked for assistance by the State Governor. And when he was asked for help, he was (in this one particular case at least) quick to do so.

Yet Barack has merely played to the gallery on this one and is putting party donations ahead of the lives and livelihoods of hundreds of thousands or millions of Americans. But because he controls the media narrative, he's seen as "doing something", even though all he's doing is posturing like a motherfucker.

The fucking cunt. And the media happily playing along with this shit are fucking cunts too.

OK ...

... that's funny.

Blogroll update

I've been reading the Ranting Penguin since forever, but for some reason he wasn't in my blogroll.

@tomharrismp - talking out of his arse

Again:

But blogs are, on the whole, amateur affairs, offering plenty of subjective opinion and the occasional interesting fact, spun in a particular direction. The USP of any newspaper worth the name is journalism.


That’s why I read the Daily Mirror: straight-up factual journalism with not a hint of party bias.

Plus, of course, 95% of a newspaper’s content isn’t just regurgitated Associated Press or Reuters stuff.

Yes, Tom, you’re bang on the money here.

As ever.

Possibly the best post he's ever written?

Old Holborn has a masterpiece up here. Do go and read it.

New blog layout

What do you think?

Tip of the clown wig to Old Holborn.

Sunday, 20 June 2010

What????????

m

You've got to be kidding!

Tam Fry, spokesman from the National Obesity Forum, said: "The overweight passenger should really be offered the next flight which has spare seats available, or be upgraded to a wider seat.


I thought the Ranting Penguin was kidding!

From tea to peace

The magic mushroom man speaks!

Barack vs BP (Part 1: Regulation and Lobbying)

Two aspects of this have been tickling my haemorrhoids of late.

Firstly, in Private Eye (no online reference available, you're going to have to buy the Dead Tree version) there is an article about the British Petroleum American Oil Company and its lobbying efforts. There is a clear bias in the article which attacks BP for a) lobbying and b) being part of the usual "revolving door" scheme whereby regulators go off and work for the regulatees.

Now, it is despicable that governments allow themselves to be lobbied, but given that they do, is it surprising that a vested interest with enough money to lobby would do so? And at least they're just lobbying their way around pointless government regulations, and not rent-seeking like the banks did. In fact, you could argue that they were not successful enough in their lobbying, because they didn't get the go-ahead to drill in safer, more accessible places.

But my grumble is this: why the fuck do people never get indignant about the fact that governments are all willing parties to lobbying?

And given that it's entirely natural for vested interests to a) want to change legislation in their favour and b) have the money to do so (unlike the people who might actually benefit from the regulation) and given that it's also entirely natural for the government to seek input from the people that regulation might affect, how can you argue for a ban on lobbying?

In essence, government regulation might be well-intentioned, but because they aren't subject matter experts in the thing they're regulating, they have to ask their regulatees for input. The regulatees are going to do everything in their power to change the focus of the regulation to their benefit. In addition, they are usually few in number to consult, so the government will. And they have the budget to schmooze, so they can make government amenable to their gentle persuasion.

The people who would benefit are often too many to consult directly and their opinions are not as focused as the regulatees, so their perspective is often not as easy for the government to understand or apply to the situation.

Plus, they don't have the money to "lubricate the thought processes" over an agreeable lunch or whatever.

And finally, since the government is elected to represent the will of the people, they think that what they do is in the best interests of the people anyway. Just ask Tom Harris, who decries referenda as populist nonsense and a threat to elected democracy. So they don't really give a shit about the opinion of the alleged benefactors of regulation anyway.

It's a real catch-22 situation. Or even a double catch-22. And that's why regulation always seems to wind up benefiting regulatees from legislation meant to rein them in.

So, given that we depend on governments to regulate for our benefit but they don't really care about our benefit and we can't lobby as effectively as the regulatees anyway and the regulations always wind up having unintended consequences, most of which benefit the regulatees ... what can we do?

Here is the unthinkable heresy that no-one will contemplate: get rid of government. Deregulate everything and let market pricing determine everything. You will always get situations of asymmetry, but these will correct nearly instantly when the asymmetry becomes apparent, rather than let the government take years to address the asymmetry and then get it completely wrong.

It will never happen, mainly because government controls the education process and we are all brought up to believe that government is a natural and necessary thing. Corporates like government because they can bend it to their needs relatively easily. Government employs people who like power and attracts these people who want to maintain and grow the state. And finally, if all else fails, they have the guns, the police, the army and we don't.

So we're never going to get to that state (ho! ho!) of anarchic nirvana. But can we at least stop pretending that the government is the innocent stooge in all this corruption?

Light blogging

I'm not entirely with it today. Maybe later.

Saturday, 19 June 2010

Is it just me?

Lately, there seems to be a fetish for matt black cars. I could understand the first couple of people trying it, even though it's not to my taste. But now I see everyone from Ford to Merc to BMW are producing matt cars. To be fair, BMW's is matt grey, but even so, what the fuck is this all about, anyway?

Enough with this shit already.

Obo Elsewhere

I'm in Heaven again.

What a strange man!

Dick Murphy (aka "The Weapons-Grade Cock-End") should be well known to readers of this parish. The man is a completely delusional bell-end, but someone just pointed out his comments policy:

For a comment to be published I must be satisfied that:

[snip of perfectly reasonable criteria]

6. It is not questioning the fundamental tenets on which this blog is based.

This last point is important. Those who wish to argue that tax havens / secrecy jurisdictions are good things may do so, but not here. Likewise those promoting neoliberal economics may do so, but not here: propagating the delusion that an economy can be accurately modeled using counterfactual propositions about its nature is not something I wish to partake in, and will not allow.


In other words, you're only allowed to comment on his blog if you come at it from a statist, tax-and-spend-is-good perspective.

He then goes on to say:

I would stress: agreement with me is not a condition of a comment being accepted, but disagreement must be reasoned and be offered within the framework of understanding that this blog seeks to promote.


How the fuck can you register your disagreement with someone if you can't challenge their base assumptions? "Yes, Dick, tax-and-spend is great, but you're not arguing the case for a sufficiently high level of taxation"???

Is he really that unsure of his case that he's not even prepared to allow someone to suggest something with which he does not agree in the comments?

I can only imagine that anyone reading his blog and comments without reading the comments policy must be struck with how enthusiastic his supporters are and how nobody challenges his wisdom. What a complete fuckwit.

Still, his gaff, his rules.

Friday, 18 June 2010

Inter-species Deep Throat



And then another chimp comes along to have his turn...!

Tip of the clown wig to someone I suspect does not want the world to know they are looking for inter-species deep throat porn on YouTube...

PR lessons from the Soviets

Well, I thought, catchy title. But what can the Soviets really teach sophisticated Westerners about PR?

Pretty much everything, it seems. But first, some background:

Was the end of the reign of mass terror in the Soviet Union just a lucky break caused by the death of one man responsible for nearly all Soviet executions: Vasili Mikhailovich Blokhin?


Who?

Could it be that the end of the Soviet Union itself was a lucky break — in the form of the Soviet healthcare system ending the life of Mikhail Andreyevich Suslov?


Who?

Seriously, how good could Soviet PR be if I haven't even heard of these people? I mean, everyone knows Alastair Campbell and Andy Coulson.

The Soviet Union produced the most effective and successful propaganda machine in the history of mankind. Mikhail Suslov was that machine, and that machine was Mikhail Suslov.


Piss off. Never heard of the cunt.

Probably his greatest work was what I call the "Suslov Maneuver." Facing the possibility of being accused of an atrocity, or facing any form of an ideological attack, one should immediately accuse the opponent of precisely that atrocity or ideological failure. For example, if the deaths of Korolov and Suslov seem to suggest some problems with the Soviet healthcare system, and some idiot American wants to bring that up, the best way to approach this is to immediately issue a statement condemning the inhumanity and failure of the American healthcare system.

In one of the most entertaining examples of the Suslov Maneuver, immediately upon invading Afghanistan in 1979, the Soviets issued a statement condemning Western intervention in the internal affairs of Afghanistan.

Suslov was such a master of propaganda that the Western politicians seemed like rank amateurs in any ideological confrontations with him. The most effective counter to Suslov came not from any professional ideologues but from popular jokes about communism. Those jokes conveyed much greater wisdom and understanding of the situation than all the pronouncements of all the Western political scientists put together.


Oh! Right ... yes, I'm beginning to see how this might actually be true.

Turns out to be quite a fascinating article. Go read it.

Apart from the pink dress ...

... this is me.

Will this last as long as the coalition government?

I doubt it.

Blogroll update

The legendary Woman On A Raft is blogging.

Get in, my son!

Thursday, 17 June 2010

A personal memento

@obotheclown for the last time I haven't got a gaping vag !!!!!!!! My love palace is PERFECTION!!! You fucking cunting BASTARD FAT ARSE

-- @oleuanna

I'm all over this like a rash!



Tip of the clown wig to the Cat Counter.

Some late night entertainment

I was going to go for a stroll

What with it being a lovely day and all, I thought I'd amble into town, have a latte and amble back.

But when I stepped outside, I saw her. Sleek lines gleaming in the sun, a perfect shape insinuating lustful ideas of country lanes being spanked. I could hear her calling to me, begging me to drive her hard, make her scream and bark and yowl with pleasure.

So I did.

Fuck, I really, really, really, love this car.

I wonder if I forgot to get anything...

"... like a swarm of angry hornets ..."

I received an email from someone calling themselves "Czar Chasm":

It's the drone of the Demetriuzela, a near deafening sound, like a swarm of angry hornets, you just can't think straight......

There's uncertainty on the origin of the word "Demetriuzela". Some say it comes from the isiZulu for - wait for it - "making noise". Others say it's from township slang related to the word "knob", because it makes people emitting the sound "sound like a knobhead".

The instrument itself is made of cheap recycled materials, sourced from a local rubbish tip. Demitriuzela supplier Bloggieblast offers this advice:

"Put your cursor inside the comment box and almost make a 'farting' sound. Empty your mind, place a chip firmly on your shoulder and let your angst vibrate inside the comment box. As soon as you get that whining sound, write faster and more frequently until you reach a ridiculously loud 'Demitriuzela blast'.

A near-hysterical Dutch journalist yesterday voiced his intense dislike for the Greek Demitriuzela to blog owner Obnoxio Clownius, asking the world class blogger if it would not be possible for the "noisy and irritating instrument" to be banned before there was mass suicide in the blogosphere.

Displaying the fine-tuned skills of a slippery politician, Obnoxio reminded his inquisitor that he was in blogland and had to accept that the pointless Demitriuzela as part of the local culture.

Regards,

Czar Chasm

A slippery politician? The bloody cheek!

The Hamster, et al



and



Tip of the clown wig to someone on PH.

Reporting the news, UK styleee

Heh!

The Dutch women are believed to have acquired match tickets from some guy who got them from a man who sat next to a bloke in a pub who was in the queue at Heathrow behind Robbie Earle's cousin's friend's chiropractor's mechanic.


The rest of the article pretty much sums up my own feelings on the subject: you cannot buy that kind of coverage, Bavaria's Marketing Director must be wanking himself into a coma today.

Dodgy biscuits?

I think I'll give them a miss.

I knew I seen it somewhere, but couldn't remember where. So overdue tip of the clown wig to make it stop.

Er, what?

Via a facebook fiend, this.

Warning: do not eat corned beef while looking at this.

Something to start your morning ...

Here.

Enjoy.

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

That whining noise you can hear ...

... is more complaining:

I wasn't asserting a legal argument, Obo, I was simply remonstrating with you about the fact you know full well someone is causing mischief and silly nonsense and you won't lift a finger against it. All the while, the harmless nobody who does "looks like you, obo" causes you to have a heart attack ten times a year.


Really? Why all the legal-sounding accusations then?

The thing with "looks like you" is that it's all he says. It adds no value or interest to the discussion.

I'm not actually that bothered about him, it's your annoying arrogance in failing to reply to my polite request. Several times.

It took until the fifth time of asking that I ended up losing my rag.


Oh I see. So it's because I didn't respond quickly enough for your lordship.

Do fucking forgive me. Because of course, I have nothing better to do all day than sit here waiting for you to tell me what to do.

Push comes to shove, I aint that bothered about that bloke. He comes on here, a shit useless site that lays host to your piss poor entries and the random witterings of a small club of usual hangers on, and it's all of little consequence.


It didn't fucking sound like that to me. And the more you carry on, the less it does. And way to go in generating sympathy for your cause by telling everyone else they're a cunt as well.

As I say, it is more your reaction to my polite request to a small irritation that annoyed me. That, and your fake, bullshit 'my site my rules' freedom of speech argument, which was infuriatingly disengenuous.


Well, excuuuuse me. Last time I looked, it was my fucking site. And it is my fucking rules.

If you think I censor stuff that is uncomplimentary to me, can I refer you to my "High Praise Indeed" section or to the comments made on my posts responding to Old Holborn's allegations. Considering how much you claim to despise and distrust him, you certainly have been more than happy to accept his side of that particular story.

A final point, if you think we're tht pathetic, why do you engage with us? Why bother? You got major fucking issues, pal. Major problems. I feel sorry for you. The hate, the lack of soul. Depressing.


Ah, some ad hominem bullshit and claims about my mental condition. Sunny Hundal would be proud, it's exactly the same cockwaffle attack line he uses.

Well, you express social democrat opinions and now you use social democrat "debating" techniques. You can come out of the closet now.

Oh, and:

oh, and...

"Yeah, because I won't do your every whim, I'm spiteful and vengeful. That's me."

No, you fucking stupid cunt, you're spiteful and vengeful, not for refusing to do my whim, but for writing revenge articles like this, and constantly back biting and attacking us for having a view or raising a point you don't like.

THAT makes you spiteful.


Oh! And here's me thinking that arguing your case and arguing your point is what this blogging lark is all about. So when you do it, you're "being engaged in social media", when I do it, I'm "spitefully and vengefully backbiting and attacking".

Thanks for clarifying.

Old Holborn and your nasty little details signposting episode is enough proof of that, surely.

You evil little shit.


Irrelevant and I refute the allegation as I have done so many times before. And I reiterate my point above about your sudden faith in Old Holborn's veracity when it suits you. Oh, and another ad hominem.

And if that wasn't enough:

Such as who? When?

What rubbish.

Oh, and Obo, I take it that if I were to post a little too much for your liking, and stuff you didn't like, you'd resist the urge to ban me?

Or is it all the way full circle back to your site, your rules, so I may well find myself censored or blocked?

I wonder.


Look, you fucking cretin, not only am I a) not banning or censoring you, but I am b) putting your witterings up in my blog and c) giving your abuse permanent pride of place in my "High Praise Indeed" widget. What do you fucking think?

Ripping shreds out of the shit you post is the easiest fucking target in the world, why would I ban you?

One rule for some, one rule for others, but never any consistent principles.

You are no libertarian, mate. You are all about feeding yourself and your ego. There is no freedom of speech for you.


Right, so a bloke demanding that I censor someone else on my comments is lecturing me about freedom of speech? Mind you don't disappear up your own arsehole, now!

Astonishing!

This refers. Because I haven't deleted the posts in question, I was attacked on twatter with this garbled mess:

@obotheclown do you really think that argument works? do you think ppl have the right to stel identities, commit fraud, deceive, break law?


Apparently, a troll taking the piss out of a pompous blowhard is now "identity theft", "fraud", "deception" and "breaking the law". It gets better, though:

@obotheclown someone posting under my name has stolen my identity and is deceiving others by pretending to be me. It's not fair or right.


I can see several issues with this particular observation, such a...

@obotheclown and it can lead to deception and possible libel. You know the implications. There's no free speech argument here ffs!!


Well, as I was ...

@obotheclown you're a fucking wind up merchant, mate. You know I'm right, you're just laughing at me here. What the fuck is wrong with you?


Yes, I suppose I'm laughing at you, because you storm around like your balls are bigger than your brain, slapping your dick down on every fucker's table and telling them how you're the daddy and yet, the first fucking troll who wanders past has you pissing in your pants like a little girl.

I suppose the next thing you're going to tell me is that you're talking to a lawyer about this shameful lack of response to your reasonable request. Or that you are a lawyer.

Woo.

In the meantime, absolutely nothing I do or don't do will stop this troll from knowing that the bloke on the Boatang & Demetriou blog is a weapons-grade wimp who can be trolled to death. And for all you know, his name might actually be John Demetriou, or he might change it by deed poll to John Demetriou. On what grounds would I then be justified in removing his posts?

I don't know what your real name is. I don't know who the troll is. For all I know, you could actually be the troll, playing some sort of double-bluff.

So fret and moan and squeal. The troll is taking note of how you're reacting, and if you're not the troll, he knows he's onto a lifetime of pleasure at your blog or anywhere you may choose to comment. Or even places where you don't comment.

Which could be really amusing.

And if it spreads, what will you do? Call for every blogger in the universe to delete comments from the troll?

That'll work.

Oh!

*sigh* quiet from obo, i guess he's bust writing a spiteful, revenge article on me. The fucking pointless cunt.


Yeah, because I won't do your every whim, I'm spiteful and vengeful. That's me.

What a fucking loser.

Fucking hell!



Do they put something in the water there?

What? The? FUCK?!?!???!?

Mindboggling.

Quote of the ... err ... thingy!

Christopher Hitchens comments:

"The heir to the throne seems to possess the ability to surround himself—perhaps by some mysterious ultramagnetic force?—with every moon-faced spoon-bender, shrub-flatterer, and water-diviner within range."



Found here.*

*Is that my last ever snippage from the Times?

Blogroll update

Welcome, Mr Spann. You miserable cunt.

Labour hustings on Newsnight

I made it as far as the discussion of civil liberties before I wanted to shove a brick through the telly, and switched off. Every single one of those intrusive big brotherisms was defended by one or other of the candidates.

Andy Burnham's pitch probably won the award for biggest fucking hypocrite in the room, pretending he's just an 'umble northern lad, by gum, when he's a Cambridge grad.

Ed Balls sounds like he's got Yvette's dick in his mouth, he's easily as irritating to listen to as Jamie Oliver. Plus, he's got a face you truly never would tire of beating to a bloody pulp with a sock full of batteries.

David Miliband was trying very hard to be commanding and masterful, but just sounded like an arrogant tit. And he looked lost without his trusty banana.

If you didn't look at the screen, Ed Miliband came across OK, but every time I looked at him I felt like cowering back in my seat. He looks like one of those lizards from V.

Which leaves Diane Abbott. The arrogant, media whoring twat.

What can I say, really? Which ever one the Labour Party chooses, the Labour Party loses. A less agreeable and more unappealing bunch of amoral shysters, hucksters and cunts I haven't seen since Gordon Brown left 10 Downing St.

What a fucking result!

Obviously ...

... it's not just me that thinks the bastard offspring of .NET might be worth giving a wide berth:

Maverick Meerkat will drop the Mono-based F-Spot image organiser in favour of Shotwell, reducing the number of Mono-based apps in a default Ubuntu install to just one.

Change is afoot. Ubuntu developers have already said that Chromium will be the default browser in the Ubuntu Netbook Remix (UNR) 10.10 release and now news is in that Shotwell will be the default image organiser in Maverick Meerkat.


Good. I am of the opinion that Mono is even worse than .NET and I'm clearly not alone.

Fuck Microsoft and fuck this horrendous cancer on the face of open source programming.

Update: Obviously, my view isn't the only one.

Oh noes! Think of the children!

Could it be that this monster is being repealed? Possibly. But...

It is now going to be stopped entirely, with a review set to create a much more slimmed down version of the vetting scheme.


You'll forgive me if I wait and see how slimmed down it turns out to be before I crack open the bubbly, won't you?

It makes you proud to be British

Some great photos here of people enjoying the soccer. Needless to say, it's the English celebration that had me reaching for the facebalm*.

*Facebalm**:


**Please do click on the image for the full effect!

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

Iain Dale posts something thought-provoking shocker!

Blimey!

I am always in favour of justice, but it has to work both ways. We have released hundreds of IRA terrorists, many guilty of the most appalling atrocities and we have done it all in the name of the peace process and reconciliation. Should we, and the republican community, not view this in the same light?

And if not, should we not hold full inquiries into Lisburn, Omagh and Enniskillen? Should we not bring to justice those guilty of those atrocities?

I hope that the families of the thirteen who were killed will be satisfied with a verdict by the Saville Inquiry of 'unlawful killing'. And I would hope that republican politicians in Northern Ireland will see the sense of leaving it at that.

But I have my doubts.

The reaction of McGuinness and Adams - as well as loyalist politicians - today will tell us a lot about the real depth of reconciliation in Northern Ireland.


This could be quite interesting, actually.

If the vuvuzela's getting too much ...

... click here.

Does George Osborne read my blog?

I said:

All civil servants (state and county and town) will be told to re-apply for the jobs within 12 months and salaries offered will be slashed by 25% across the board. Pensions will be commercial "money-plan" types, there will no longer be a final salary scheme.


Nick Robinson said:

So you knew tax rises, spending cuts, pay freezes and benefit cuts were on their way. Stand by for cuts in pensions for public sector workers.

The OBR report estimates that the cost of public sector pensions will increase in real terms by 20% every year - that's equivalent to the cost doubling over 5 years.

Nick Clegg describes this as unfair and unaffordable.

I'm told that we'll hear soon the name of the person chosen to chair an independent review of public sector pensions.

Ministers are clearly preparing the way for higher pension contributions and possibly, in the longer term, scheme closures.


Typical fucking politicians, not enough balls to do the job properly, but at least they're thinking and heading in the right direction.

Oooh, hark at her!

On a post discussing the vuvuzela, I received the following comment:

Obo

Are you going to do anything about the sock puppet troll who pretends to be me on here?

You seem to act against the "looks like you, obo" troll, but not this one.

I take it this is a personal slight against me, your failure to screen this nonsense.


I'm not really sure how this squares with either being a devout fan freedom of speech (the complainant) or "my gaff, my rules*" (me!)

I look forward to any thoughts on this matter.

*Just for the avoidance of doubt, the rule in question is that I don't censor or delete comments apart from spam, not the rule that says "piss pompous drama queens off".

Monday, 14 June 2010

Quote of the demifemtonanosecond

Labour could do a lot worse. Indeed, it is probably about to do a lot worse.


Heh.

@tomharrismp - what a fucking hypocrite!

Oh yes, sanctimonious twat:

Let’s recap the important figures, shall we?

Number of people who voted after being given the chance to peruse the parties’ manifestos: 29,691,380.

Number of voters who voted after being given the chance to peruse the coalition agreement: 0.


So remind me why the colaition agreement is “more important” than the manifestos? Ah, yes, of course! The New Politics…


So, Tom, about that EU referendum the Labour Party promised in its election manifesto in 2005 ... ?

New pricing strategy

Non-techie types: please read this, I value any and all input on this.

It's been a while since I discussed anything Informix-related on this blog. But given that it's quite a dramatic change to pricing, I wondered what people's thoughts are.

IBM has radically reduced and simplified the pricing of one of their products, it happens to be the one I work with most of all. In addition, they are giving it away on the Windows and Mac platforms, free to develop and, more importantly, free to deploy. There is a maintenance charge, but it's quite low considering what you're getting for that money.

My take on this is that they're hoping to a) eat into SQL Server's market share and b) buy the Apple market by offering seriously high-end technology at a very competitive price: free. By reducing the price of the software on the more traditional platforms, I guess they're hoping that the existing user base won't migrate away to either of these free platforms.

But aside from that, it looks to me like IBM is finally starting to pull its finger out when it comes to selling Informix by adopting a more aggressive market strategy.

In general, what would you think of someone adopting a strategy where they give away their product (but you have to buy support) in a market where they don't have much presence? Do you think it will work?

Hoo-fucking-ray

God Almighty: the American judicial system has finally had enough of Darl McBride and SCO's frivolous claims:

Judge Ted Stewart has ruled for Novell and against SCO. Novell's claim for declaratory judgment is granted; SCO's claims for specific performance and breach of the implied covenant of good fair and fair dealings are denied. Also SCO's motion for judgment as a matter of law or for a new trial: denied. Novell is entitled to waive, at its sole discretion, claims against IBM, Sequent and other SVRX licensees.

CASE CLOSED!

Maybe I should say cases closed. The door has slammed shut on the SCO litigation machine. The judge writes in the Memorandum Decision and Order about SCOsource, "Finally, while SCO's witnesses testified that the copyrights were 'required' for SCO to run its SCOsource licensing program, this was not something that SCO ever acquired from Novell." He totally got it. He noticed Darl McBride admitted that SCO didn't need the copyrights. It couldn't be any better if I'd written it myself.

Was the jury misled or confused? Not at all, the judge writes: "The jury could have rejected the testimony of SCO's witnesses for a number of reasons, including their lack of involvement in drafting the APA, the fact that there was little testimony on any actual discussions concerning the transfer of copyrights, or that many of the witnesses had a financial interest in the litigation."

"The Clerk of the Court is directed to close this case forthwith," Stewart writes in the final judgment. I believe that means SCO v. IBM is essentially over now, unless IBM wishes to pursue its counterclaims.



I really dislike protracted legal battles, but I sincerely hope IBM FUCKS SCO IN THE ASS!!!

Bunch of fucking cock-suckers.

Sunday, 13 June 2010

How very colonial

Everywhere I go, I see people bitching about the "vuvuzela" and the noise it makes. It looks to me like a bunch of people are moaning about how another culture supports their sport.

Suck it up, you multi-culti wittering clits: this is how South Africans behave in their own country.

Their gaff, their rules.

Oh, come ON!

Via the Tedious Old Godbotherer, this:

The problem:

‘…certainly when you are in crisis - and there is not much hierarchy or organic links between the main players and the main institutions’

The solution:

‘We are working in order to have some crisis cabinet because we are a lot of players in the field…’

And the ‘informal structure’ is likely to include:

European Commission President Jose Manuel Barros
Head of the European Central Bank Jean-Claude Trichet

And, of course, President Van Rompuy himself.


Rumpy-pumpy, are you fucking seriously proposing that when the shit hits the fan, you guys aren't automatically just talking to each other? That you need some kind of formal hierarchy for doing what you do every fucking day?

I don't fucking believe that for a fucking moment. Are you saying that it should just be up to you three? I don't fucking think that cunter is going to fly either.

@twitter #isuptheshitter

Christ, you can't even log in.

Let me guess: no fucker at Twitter knew about the World Cup?

Cunts.

Dulcoease isn't helping, time to try out the Senokot

Still blogstipated ...

Saturday, 12 June 2010

Blogstipation

Is it just me, or is there nothing really worth blogging about?

Dick Cleggeron and the Limp-CUNTs are just the same as New Labour, nothing is happening, lots of talking is going on but I just don't care. I really couldn't give two flying fucks about the World Cup.

I think I'm going to exercise my penis extension.

Friday, 11 June 2010

Information makes the difference

From the ever fascinating reason.com comes this bit of research on what a difference information makes:

In his famous 1968 article in the journal Science, Garrett Hardin illustrated his notion of the “tragedy of the commons” by suggesting, “Picture a pasture open to all. It is to be expected that each herdsman will try to keep as many cattle as possible on the commons. But of course, argues Hardin, all other herdsmen will have the same goal. The result is overgrazing which destroys the nurturing pasture and starves all the cows. “Therein is the tragedy,” asserts Hardin. “Freedom in a commons brings ruin to all.” Only centuries of “tribal wars, poaching, and disease” kept the tragedy at bay.

Hardin’s tragedy is based on the logic of ruin embodied in the game theory concept of a prisoner’s dilemma. In prisoner’s dilemma two prisoners are questioned separately and if neither confesses then both will go free. However, if one confesses, he will receive a lesser sentence than the other who remains silent. If both confess, then both are severely punished. The prisoners’ optimal strategy is to remain silent and both go free. However, not knowing what the other will do, the best individual strategy is to confess, which results in the worst outcome, punishment for both prisoners.

Hardin overlooked the fact that herdsmen are not like isolated prisoners; they can talk to each other. And as economics Nobelist Elinor Ostrom and her colleagues make clear in a recent Science article, “Lab Experiments for the Study of Social-Ecological Systems,” talking makes a big difference.

More like a huge difference. By testing various game-playing scenarios using punishment, communication and a mixture of communication and punishment, researchers found that communicating and having a credible punishment to avoid "free riders", everybody wins and "over-harvesting" is avoided.

Empirical research seems to support the libertarian belief that when the government gets the fuck out of everyone's way, everyone is better off and people don't take the piss.

So, governments all around the world: get the fuck out of everyone's way.

Cunts.

More locks

See what I did there?

Cunts.

A braver man than I!

Apparently, Carpsio does his shopping in Dewsbury. Dewsbury, Dewsbury, Dewsbury ... hmmm ... oh, yes, Karen Matthews.

Fucking hell.

Apparently it's not all mentally-retarded benefit cheating fucking retards:

I spend my money in a proper greengrocers, at the little coffee van in the square (£2.20 for two coffees, a danish pastry and 2 chocolate biscuits for the kids – eat my shorts, Starbucks!) at a real butchers, a proper cheese shop and a delicatessen that stocks various salamis and the world’s best pork crackling.


But apparently this northern paradise is under threat:

The bakers I used to go to went bust last year and Ainsleys followed recently – leaving me with the Chav’s choice of Greggs. The cake and ingredients stall in the market went next, followed by fast-food horror show ‘Swift Chick’ (a great loss to the local salmonella industry!) And then the card shop. And the travel agent. Tony’s Textiles seems to have gone west. The bed and furniture shop has long been whitewashed over and the row of fishmongers and butchers in the market place has been steadily decimated over the last 5 years.

There’s a whole street where one or two traders are clinging on by their fingernails amongst a swathe of empty shop fronts and To Let signs.

It’s little wonder why. If I went to ASDA like a normal person I’d be sheltered from the elements, be able to park for free and have a trolley at my convenience as opposed to a rucksack and a buggy that topples over as soon as I put my bag o’ spuds on it.

I can’t even kid myself that the places I like are much cheaper. I know sometimes they are, but I’m sure that most of the time I could get more or less the same goods for a bit less at some hypermarket or other. But, meh. I’m fighting a one-man rearguard action against every innovation since 1983. So sue me.

I’m rambling. The nub of my gist is this: why, other than ballwashing levels of incompetence and general nutsackery, do the council continue to levy parking charges? When the town is so clearly dying on its feet and shoppers are, one presumes, staying away in their droves why extract £2 here and there from those that do want to support the town?

It’s not just the £2. It’s the fact that the machines don’t give change. That they don’t take cards or notes. Before you set off to do your shopping you have a little rigmarole of going through pockets, purses and drawers trying to find the requisite change, or stop somewhere on the way to buy a bottle of pop you don’t want – just to get 2 pound coins. All with kids chattering in your ear and depositing shit in their pants. Hassle.

As Joel Spolsky pointed out, it’s the accumulation of minor gripes and niggles that is the difference between a bad day and a good day and therefore another weight in the balance against the survival of the town centre traders.

It's exactly this kind of mental deficiency that gives us Labour-voting ballbags bleating about Keynesian economics at a central government scale.

Maybe there was a time when parking charges made sense because the town was so busy that parking spaces were valuable. But when your town is dying on its feet, then this kind of petty greed just encourages everyone to stay the fuck out of town and buy their shit elsewhere.

Town councils: just as fucking incompetent as Gordon Brown since fucking forever, too.

Cunts.

Thursday, 10 June 2010

So actually ...

... today's morlocks weren't too grim. Fuckers wouldn't shut up though, and after a while I realised the fact that I couldn't understand the cunts was a fucking blessing in disguise.

Know your limits



Tip of the clown wig to some or other b3tard.

Fuck

Another fucking day on the road.

Fucking gobshite morlocks.

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Fucking dick-brained fuck-featured time-wasting CUNTS!

Fucking Jesus. I just walked out of a fucking customer meeting. It was three hours of useful stuff followed by two hours of fucking time wasting cock-waving and waffle.

Cock-sniffing fucktarded CUNTS!!!!

WTF?

On the fucking road, etc.

Ugh. Morlocks.

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Spastication

There is simply no fucking word in the dictionary to describe the pus-filled sack of shit that was cycling up the fucking A1 in a foul storm causing a fucking 5-mile rolling tailback.

I hope some fucking lorry driver cunted you off the fucking road, you imbecile.

Deficit busting

Via the Salted Slug and Al Jahom, this.

My take?



And I sure as fuck wouldn't stop there!

Update: Kitler in the comments pointed out that there might be 25% of people in jail that wouldn't meet with libertarian requirements for them being there. So I made that assumption and here is the result:

Heh!

It's been a while since Guido made me laugh:

Alex says he has secured the support of left-wing nut-roots blogger Sunny Hoondal to back me, which just shows how popular this anti-immigrant thing is becoming on the left.

Ugh

Fuck. It's pissing with rain and I've got to drive to Leeds and back.

Fuck my fucking fuck of a fucking life.

PS Since I've got comment moderation on, it may take a while to moderate.

What fucking planet are these cunts on?

So, the thuggish Ed Bollocks has gone for broke. In the Guardian (THE FUCKING GUARDIAN, for fuck's sake!) he argues that Labour's policy of letting too many Eastern European workers into the country was wrong.

Nice bit of dog whistle politics there, Eddy: nothing wrong with Froggies, Krauts or swarthy Mediterranean types gunning for middle-class jobs, it's all those bloody Polacks and Lithuanians taking the low-paid jobs that core Labour voters might aspire to. What a fucking cunt.

I couldn't find the words in a dictionary to convey my surprise when Sunny "Bleeding Heart" Hundal actually defended this tosh. Way to go, Sunny, using weasel words about "redefining the debate" while ignoring the bigoted elephant in the room. How very fucking liberal indeed.

But even this wasn't the bit that left me fucking reeling. It was one of Sunny's commentards:

So it is not just a case of immigrant workers coming here, it is also about exporting jobs over there. The minimum wage has had considerable effects here, a minimum wage across the EU will remove many of the reasons for the migration of labour and the migration of jobs.


Jesus H. Christ on a cock-blocking fuck-cycle! The minimum wage here has left us exposed to more cost-effective labour in other countries, so rather than getting rid of it so we can compete more effectively, he wants everyone else to implement a minimum wage. So then when countries outside the EU become EVEN MORE cost effective so that jobs leave the EU completely, does he then want the rest of the world to introduce this artificial wage, which, if implemented, will simply push up the cost of living artificially, rendering the existing minimum wage useless, which will then lead him to push up the minimum wage in concert with everyone else, which will will simply push up the cost of living artificially, rendering the new minimum wage useless, which will then lead him to ...

How can some people just be so incredibly fucking DUMB?

Monday, 7 June 2010

Looks like...

... my troll is back.

Comment moderation back on, sorry.

I'd like to go back in time and assassinate ...

It's clear to me that this was really just an old-school Labour lefty thug playing to the crowd by saying something that they have all said or thought. None of the righteous are up in arms about this, because Thatcher is an "approved target".

I made the comment on twitter that if it was a joke, it would have been funny. Sunny Hundal then said that it was all in the timing and delivery. He has also been making disparaging remarks about Tories not having a sense of humour. I wonder how he'd feel about faux murderous attacks on Michael Foot or John Smith. I also wonder why the self-righteous who bleat on about sexist jokes encouraging rape aren't up in arms about making jokes about killing a woman.

Personally, I don't give a fuck about Thatcher, I think she was hugely overrated by both the fans and her opponents. But if you're going to be self-righteous, you hypocritical fuckers, then you should be consistently so.

Approving of hateful jokes just because the target is an untermensch is a bit, well, 1930's, really.

I laughed

Wikio Top 10 Libertarian Blogs

I thought I'd have a go at a Top Ten libertarian blogs.

Since this is the first time I'm doing it, everyone will be a new entry. I've had to go by my knowledge of the blogs on Wikio to decide whether a blog is libertarian or not. If you feel your own blog should be included (or excluded!) feel free to advise me.

The numbers in brackets mean (Wikio Ranking this month, Wikio ranking last month, libertarian rank last month)

Anyway, here goes:

1. Old Holborn (13, -, -)
2. Devil's Kitchen (18, -, -)
3. Charlotte Gore (21, -, -)
4. Anna Raccoon (23, -, -)
5. Dick Puddlecote (33, -, -)
6. Obnoxio The Clown (42, -, -)
7. Constantly Furious (56, -, -)
8. Samizdata (68, -, -)
9. Rantin' Rab (70, -, -)
10. Al Jahom's Final Word (77, -, -)

Beyond the top 10:

11. Fausty's Libertarian Blog (78, -, -)
12. Underdogs bite Upwards (80, -, -)
13. Boatang and Demetriou (87, -, -)
14. Captain Ranty Freeman (93, -, -)#
15. Mark Wadsworth (99, -, -)

Oh for FUCK'S sake!

A government quango has urged football fans to choose sparkling water and grapes rather than beer and crisps while watching the World Cup.


Just. Fuck. Off.

Fucking hell!

You have to admire a blog post that starts off with the words: "Ed Balls, like the other right-wing candidates for the Labour leadership ..."

Sunday, 6 June 2010

BP's Epic Fail

If BP fails to cap the oil spill, I reckon they should get crucified financially. But really, if BP was put out of business as a result of this spill, what then? Will it fix the leak?

And how are UK pensioners going to feel when they retire and their pension pot is that much smaller because of BP's destruction?

Spiteful to the very last

Gordon Brown never ceases to amaze me with his childish, vicious spite. What a cunt.

The US had the stimulus ...

... so where's the inflation? Samizdata has the answer.

And they're off!

I had been hoping against hope, I must confess. I really had. I was prepared to give them every chance, prepared to view every initiative without the immediate scorn that I'd pour on useless "New" Labour.

Alas, alas...

The Tories said:
"A Conservative government would "dismantle" central NHS IT infrastructure, halt and renegotiate NPfIT local service provider contracts and introduce interoperable local systems."


The Lib Dems said:
"The Government needs to end its obsession with massive central databases. The NHS IT scheme has been a disastrous waste of money and the national programme should be abandoned."


So both parties wanted to shitcan this abomination, yet now they're both in power together... why, they going to take it forward! Did I miss some mass public uprising where people were demonstrating in the streets, demanding that the NHS should be allowed to lose our private medical records like HMRC loses our financial records? Did I miss some compelling statement of importance from the Labour Party that made the government change its mind?

I don't think I did.

So, for entirely hidden and opaque reasons, the New Politics has decided to carry on with an expensive, wasteful, pointless and unnecessary IT project. Oh, and the "announcement" thereof was rather handy as well:

it was "announced" by brief Written Answer, without debate, on the day of the statement made to the House on the Cumbrian shooting, so it didn't get picked up anywhere. A Jo Moore 9/11 situation writ large, but after weeks in power rather than New Labour's years in office by the time of Moore's disgrace. New government, old tricks. No change, and no shame.


The "civil liberties won" headline has gone out to the people, but the reality, the outcome of this policy is completely different. Just like "New" Labour with their endless announcements of "good things" that turned out to be poisonous.

The heir to Blair? I cannot think of a more fitting epithet for this slimy politician.*

Update: This. Fucking Jesus, here we FUCKING go again...

Update 2: Oh for the fucking sake of fucking fucking fuck.

*Apart from "cunt", obviously!